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@malewifer.bsky.social
fens priv ✨ 30 ✨ they/them
Me in my formative years: 'Wow im good at being funny and it gives me positive attention! Sure hope this doesn't impact me in the long run'
Me now at 30:
Me now at 30:
January 6, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Me in my formative years: 'Wow im good at being funny and it gives me positive attention! Sure hope this doesn't impact me in the long run'
Me now at 30:
Me now at 30:
why did my wife repost this
The taint bandaid has evolved into the taint zapper
The taint bandaid has evolved into the taint zapper
Taint bandaid. Taint zapper. Gooch taser. Whatever you call it, it’s real.
buff.ly
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 AM
why did my wife repost this
w every passing day i dress more n more like a dad (sandals n baseball cap goated duo)
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
w every passing day i dress more n more like a dad (sandals n baseball cap goated duo)
receiving these two lesbians from my good friend is a good omen for 2026, the year of the lesbians
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
receiving these two lesbians from my good friend is a good omen for 2026, the year of the lesbians
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huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun
January 2, 2026 at 12:47 AM
huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun
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January 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
theres some new popular perfume that i keep smelling out in public and i find it SICKENING like its this v intense floral/musk/rosy scent that makes me immediately queasy and i keep!!!! smelling it!!!!
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 AM
theres some new popular perfume that i keep smelling out in public and i find it SICKENING like its this v intense floral/musk/rosy scent that makes me immediately queasy and i keep!!!! smelling it!!!!
this is me if u even care
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 PM
this is me if u even care
10,000 words in one month done lollll now i have 5 days to write lit review and report 🥀
January 5, 2026 at 7:32 AM
10,000 words in one month done lollll now i have 5 days to write lit review and report 🥀
i deserve a medal for crocheting with my tits out : its giving butch grandma
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 AM
i deserve a medal for crocheting with my tits out : its giving butch grandma
me: ‘maybe after 10 years of healing ive gotten over enough trauma to not id as demiromantic/immediately get the ick with new romantic connections’
also me: ‘lol bet’
also me: ‘lol bet’
January 4, 2026 at 9:13 AM
me: ‘maybe after 10 years of healing ive gotten over enough trauma to not id as demiromantic/immediately get the ick with new romantic connections’
also me: ‘lol bet’
also me: ‘lol bet’
caleb widogast i was unfamiliar with ur game……..the cooler gale dekarios
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 AM
caleb widogast i was unfamiliar with ur game……..the cooler gale dekarios
the power i feel when crocheting is unto like a god
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 AM
the power i feel when crocheting is unto like a god
still GAGGEDDDDD i managed to find her teeheee
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
still GAGGEDDDDD i managed to find her teeheee
HELLO GONNA TRY THIS AGAIN TEEHEE
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
HELLO GONNA TRY THIS AGAIN TEEHEE
-bonk- use bsky more (note to self )
June 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
-bonk- use bsky more (note to self )
just arrived today and i read it all in one sitting ONE LAST BOOK TO GO!!!! this one was FUCKING amazing
January 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
just arrived today and i read it all in one sitting ONE LAST BOOK TO GO!!!! this one was FUCKING amazing
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video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
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heya gamers. did you know i made a whole masterpost on how to make video games if you dont know how to code
🎮 www.tumblr.com/insertdisc5/...
🎮 www.tumblr.com/insertdisc5/...
January 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
heya gamers. did you know i made a whole masterpost on how to make video games if you dont know how to code
🎮 www.tumblr.com/insertdisc5/...
🎮 www.tumblr.com/insertdisc5/...
nosferatu sequel call that nosferatwo
January 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
nosferatu sequel call that nosferatwo
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how did i spend the first day of 2025? deep cleaning hehehehehe and i fckn love it
January 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
how did i spend the first day of 2025? deep cleaning hehehehehe and i fckn love it
tfw ur brothers gf is a hairdresser
December 27, 2024 at 4:39 AM
tfw ur brothers gf is a hairdresser
merry second lone piercing xmas
December 26, 2024 at 6:41 AM
merry second lone piercing xmas