Randle McMurphy
@malepatterndadness.bsky.social
Inmate of the Asylum. Or am I running it? Unexpected item in the bagging area.
Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!
I could do without the bot DMs.
Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!
I could do without the bot DMs.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Traitors should swing.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Traitors should swing.
"Thanks for getting my wife deported. I owe you for that one. Can you also get my boss pushed out a window?"
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"Thanks for getting my wife deported. I owe you for that one. Can you also get my boss pushed out a window?"
That is a fancy way to say "Couch-humping taint."
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That is a fancy way to say "Couch-humping taint."
A restless wanderer with a dark past. Travels around and deals out vigilante justice.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A restless wanderer with a dark past. Travels around and deals out vigilante justice.
They achieved their damage goals and built their pipeline to capture our data.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
They achieved their damage goals and built their pipeline to capture our data.
I will send $500 to the first reporter who responds to one of Leavitt's innumerable lies with, "Quiet, Piggy."
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I will send $500 to the first reporter who responds to one of Leavitt's innumerable lies with, "Quiet, Piggy."
Tear it all down and build back better. Perhaps I am being a bit too optimistic, but we had to have learned something in the last couple hundred years.
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tear it all down and build back better. Perhaps I am being a bit too optimistic, but we had to have learned something in the last couple hundred years.
Was the new info a realization that pedophiles are wildly unpopular and that releasing the files would clearly expose a certain malodorous orange POTUS as one?
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Was the new info a realization that pedophiles are wildly unpopular and that releasing the files would clearly expose a certain malodorous orange POTUS as one?
That would speak more intelligently than the Trumpster Fire.
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That would speak more intelligently than the Trumpster Fire.
I'm no expert, but having a president who is compromised by kompromat and a predilection to being bribed seems pretty detrimental to national security.
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm no expert, but having a president who is compromised by kompromat and a predilection to being bribed seems pretty detrimental to national security.
"I had some big strong steel worker named Bubba come up to me..."
Makes more sense now.
Makes more sense now.
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"I had some big strong steel worker named Bubba come up to me..."
Makes more sense now.
Makes more sense now.