Randle McMurphy
@malepatterndadness.bsky.social
Inmate of the Asylum. Or am I running it?
Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!
Mitten State
I could do without the bot DMs.
Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!
Mitten State
I could do without the bot DMs.
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It was once said that religion is the opiate of the masses.
In the USA, religion feels more like crystal meth with a Fireball chaser.
In the USA, religion feels more like crystal meth with a Fireball chaser.
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Concerned about education in MI? You SHOULD BE! And 'Big Gretch' is too. And so is Benson. All the GOP wants is to cut, cut, cut education budgets.
"Helping our children live better, more prosperous lives is the most basic, sacred obligation we have."
open.substack.com/pub/joshcowe...
"Helping our children live better, more prosperous lives is the most basic, sacred obligation we have."
open.substack.com/pub/joshcowe...
"Helping our children live better, more prosperous lives is the most basic, sacred obligation we have."
Too many Republicans ignore educational equity. Too many Democrats ignore educational excellence. Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer's new strategic literacy investments focus on both.
open.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Concerned about education in MI? You SHOULD BE! And 'Big Gretch' is too. And so is Benson. All the GOP wants is to cut, cut, cut education budgets.
"Helping our children live better, more prosperous lives is the most basic, sacred obligation we have."
open.substack.com/pub/joshcowe...
"Helping our children live better, more prosperous lives is the most basic, sacred obligation we have."
open.substack.com/pub/joshcowe...
Me to 5YO: What are you doing up? You should have been asleep an hour ago?
5YO: The Dow is at 50,000! Why haven't you thanked Trump?
5YO: The Dow is at 50,000! Why haven't you thanked Trump?
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Me to 5YO: What are you doing up? You should have been asleep an hour ago?
5YO: The Dow is at 50,000! Why haven't you thanked Trump?
5YO: The Dow is at 50,000! Why haven't you thanked Trump?
It is that weird time of year that after several weeks of brutal cold, the temperature goes above freezing and it feels like a heat wave. It's going to be over 40F today so time to break out the shorts and tshirts.
#MidwestLife
#MidwestLife
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
It is that weird time of year that after several weeks of brutal cold, the temperature goes above freezing and it feels like a heat wave. It's going to be over 40F today so time to break out the shorts and tshirts.
#MidwestLife
#MidwestLife
Tangerine Palpatine is threatening to block the opening of the Gordie Howe Bridge between Detroit and Windsor, Canada. I would be inclined to inquire if PSOTUS (Pants Shitter of the US) recently received a donation from the Moroun family, who own the existing Ambassador Bridge. Just sayin'.
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Tangerine Palpatine is threatening to block the opening of the Gordie Howe Bridge between Detroit and Windsor, Canada. I would be inclined to inquire if PSOTUS (Pants Shitter of the US) recently received a donation from the Moroun family, who own the existing Ambassador Bridge. Just sayin'.
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Anyone that still thinks Donald Trump hasn’t raped children is in a complete state of denial.
The entire world knows that Donald Trump has raped children and more.
The entire world knows that Donald Trump has raped children and more.
February 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Anyone that still thinks Donald Trump hasn’t raped children is in a complete state of denial.
The entire world knows that Donald Trump has raped children and more.
The entire world knows that Donald Trump has raped children and more.
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Imagine buying $7000 suits and then pooping in them regularly. Boggles my mind.
February 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Imagine buying $7000 suits and then pooping in them regularly. Boggles my mind.
Occasionally I like to point out that converting me to your religion is easy: just provide proof of the existence of your god(s) as well as proof that the way you worship and live your life is,in fact, the way your God requires. Citing your holy book as proof is insufficient.
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Occasionally I like to point out that converting me to your religion is easy: just provide proof of the existence of your god(s) as well as proof that the way you worship and live your life is,in fact, the way your God requires. Citing your holy book as proof is insufficient.
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I wish that Hunter S. Thompson were still with us. His take on the current situation in this country and his associated "Gonzo" approach is sorely missed.
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I wish that Hunter S. Thompson were still with us. His take on the current situation in this country and his associated "Gonzo" approach is sorely missed.
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We don't need 'stop & frisk' crap in MI!!! Racial profiling should be considered illegal EVERYWHERE!
Rheingans bill would strengthen Fourth Amendment protections against federal immigration abuses michiganadvance.com/briefs/rhein...
Rheingans bill would strengthen Fourth Amendment protections against federal immigration abuses michiganadvance.com/briefs/rhein...
Rheingans bill would strengthen Fourth Amendment protections against federal immigration abuses • Michigan Advance
Rep. Carrie Rheingans (D-Ann Arbor) introduced legislation on Jan. 29 that would prohibit law enforcement from making stops, detentions or arrests based on personal characteristics, including perceive...
michiganadvance.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
We don't need 'stop & frisk' crap in MI!!! Racial profiling should be considered illegal EVERYWHERE!
Rheingans bill would strengthen Fourth Amendment protections against federal immigration abuses michiganadvance.com/briefs/rhein...
Rheingans bill would strengthen Fourth Amendment protections against federal immigration abuses michiganadvance.com/briefs/rhein...
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Iran if you’re listening I’m not gonna say where but it rhymes w Far-A-Mago
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Iran if you’re listening I’m not gonna say where but it rhymes w Far-A-Mago
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This is an important concern for many in Michigan. Without state-wide regs governing the sharing of cam data, feds can (and probably will) coerce locals into sharing w/them.
Michigan license plate cameras face backlash: Big help, or Big Brother? www.bridgedetroit.com/michigan-lic...
Michigan license plate cameras face backlash: Big help, or Big Brother? www.bridgedetroit.com/michigan-lic...
Michigan license plate cameras face backlash: Big help, or Big Brother?
Privacy advocates are raising red flags over Flock cameras used in more than 125 Michigan cities and counties. But police say they help solve crimes. ‘We do not spy on residents,’ said one chief.
www.bridgedetroit.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is an important concern for many in Michigan. Without state-wide regs governing the sharing of cam data, feds can (and probably will) coerce locals into sharing w/them.
Michigan license plate cameras face backlash: Big help, or Big Brother? www.bridgedetroit.com/michigan-lic...
Michigan license plate cameras face backlash: Big help, or Big Brother? www.bridgedetroit.com/michigan-lic...
The embarrassment in the white house thinks the economy is great because he is making buckets of money through grift.
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The embarrassment in the white house thinks the economy is great because he is making buckets of money through grift.
Can you imagine having a boss that makes you come into the bathroom with him while he takes a dump? POTUS shits himself indiscriminately and people are supposed to act like it didn't happen. If people wear patchouli around me, I will openly complain about it. Soiling yourself is next level nasty.
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Can you imagine having a boss that makes you come into the bathroom with him while he takes a dump? POTUS shits himself indiscriminately and people are supposed to act like it didn't happen. If people wear patchouli around me, I will openly complain about it. Soiling yourself is next level nasty.
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January 31, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I never actually watched "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" but remember it as a pop culture moment. Turns out that Robin Leach did it to access a lifestyle of depravity.
Eat the rich.
Eat the rich.
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I never actually watched "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" but remember it as a pop culture moment. Turns out that Robin Leach did it to access a lifestyle of depravity.
Eat the rich.
Eat the rich.
I have a strict policy of not letting any of my actions be guided by the first escort of the United States.
Melania wants to see the ‘pushback’ stop against her husband, the president
Melania wants to see the ‘pushback’ stop against her husband, the president
Melania wants to see the ‘pushback’ stop against her husband, the president
www.independent.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I have a strict policy of not letting any of my actions be guided by the first escort of the United States.
I don't have a Tesla car and I sure as hell will not be putting one of their robots in my home.
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I don't have a Tesla car and I sure as hell will not be putting one of their robots in my home.
There is a little hole-in-the-wall BBQ in a strip mall near my office. I finally tried it today and since it is so cold, I had the brisket Mac and cheese. It was so good that for a few minutes I actually thought that things may be alright.
January 29, 2026 at 5:36 PM
There is a little hole-in-the-wall BBQ in a strip mall near my office. I finally tried it today and since it is so cold, I had the brisket Mac and cheese. It was so good that for a few minutes I actually thought that things may be alright.
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If someone were to make a movie that was a Mashup between Melania and Human Centipede, then I might actually be willing to watch it.
January 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
If someone were to make a movie that was a Mashup between Melania and Human Centipede, then I might actually be willing to watch it.