Randle McMurphy
@malepatterndadness.bsky.social
Inmate of the Asylum. Or am I running it? Unexpected item in the bagging area.
Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!
I could do without the bot DMs.
Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA!
I could do without the bot DMs.
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It was once said that religion is the opiate of the masses.
In the USA, religion feels more like crystal meth with a Fireball chaser.
In the USA, religion feels more like crystal meth with a Fireball chaser.
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There is a better way to travel between major US cities. It's not that we can't build high speed rail here... It's been a deliberate choice of political will, car industry lobbying and regulatory hurdles designed to make it seem impossible... But it is indeed a choice.
www.cnn.com/interactive/...
www.cnn.com/interactive/...
What if the United States had high-speed rail?
High-speed rail is a proven alternative to gridlocked highways and overcrowded airports. CNN has reimagined a faster, more connected future for US commuters.
www.cnn.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There is a better way to travel between major US cities. It's not that we can't build high speed rail here... It's been a deliberate choice of political will, car industry lobbying and regulatory hurdles designed to make it seem impossible... But it is indeed a choice.
www.cnn.com/interactive/...
www.cnn.com/interactive/...
In just a couple of months, it will be time for the State of the Union address. This year the theme will be "Festival of Lies." That is, if he even bothers to have one. If there are Vegas odds on whether the address happens or not, my money will be on him cancelling.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In just a couple of months, it will be time for the State of the Union address. This year the theme will be "Festival of Lies." That is, if he even bothers to have one. If there are Vegas odds on whether the address happens or not, my money will be on him cancelling.
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When your douchebag cousin eats his first gummie on thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When your douchebag cousin eats his first gummie on thanksgiving
As we go into a long holiday weekend I would like to ask a question that continues to be on my mind: Is anyone actually trying to run the US government right now? It seems like just a bunch of blustering, grift, and wildly illegal military flexing.
#ThankfulForTheResistance
#ThankfulForTheResistance
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
As we go into a long holiday weekend I would like to ask a question that continues to be on my mind: Is anyone actually trying to run the US government right now? It seems like just a bunch of blustering, grift, and wildly illegal military flexing.
#ThankfulForTheResistance
#ThankfulForTheResistance
"To the windows, to the walls..."
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"To the windows, to the walls..."
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Is he calling for himself to be put to death for January 6th?
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is he calling for himself to be put to death for January 6th?
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
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From now on, whenever Trump speaks in public, we need massive crowds drowning him out by chanting "QUIET, PIGGY!"
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
From now on, whenever Trump speaks in public, we need massive crowds drowning him out by chanting "QUIET, PIGGY!"
His narcissistic collapse is going to be epic. I expect things to get pretty damn weird. Get the popcorn ready.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
His narcissistic collapse is going to be epic. I expect things to get pretty damn weird. Get the popcorn ready.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
All day there has been speculation that there is kompromat showing the current president blowing a former president because of a somewhat cryptic email. This is further proof that we have gone into another, much weirder dimension.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
All day there has been speculation that there is kompromat showing the current president blowing a former president because of a somewhat cryptic email. This is further proof that we have gone into another, much weirder dimension.
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Republicans put the Ho in hoax. I never seen a bunch of bigger mealy mouthed cuntfuckles in my life
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Republicans put the Ho in hoax. I never seen a bunch of bigger mealy mouthed cuntfuckles in my life
Anybody think it might be time for nightly protests? The No Kings protests are good,but once every couple of months fails to express the sense of urgency that the current situation demands.
There is a malignant narcissist with the nuclear football who is spiraling in narcissistic collapse.
There is a malignant narcissist with the nuclear football who is spiraling in narcissistic collapse.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Anybody think it might be time for nightly protests? The No Kings protests are good,but once every couple of months fails to express the sense of urgency that the current situation demands.
There is a malignant narcissist with the nuclear football who is spiraling in narcissistic collapse.
There is a malignant narcissist with the nuclear football who is spiraling in narcissistic collapse.
There is a lot of focus on Trump regarding Epstein and his illicit activities. There is good reason for that. However, HOLY SHIT there are a lot of powerful people who have ties to Epstein. The term "Global Sex-Trafficking Cabal" comes to mind.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There is a lot of focus on Trump regarding Epstein and his illicit activities. There is good reason for that. However, HOLY SHIT there are a lot of powerful people who have ties to Epstein. The term "Global Sex-Trafficking Cabal" comes to mind.
Who else thinks "Fuck!" Is the word of the day in the White House?
He is now the most famous pedophile ever.
#TheWholeWorldKnows
He is now the most famous pedophile ever.
#TheWholeWorldKnows
Trump lured Lauren Boebert to an in-person meeting in the Situation Room, instead of calling her on the phone, because he knew all her electronic devices would be confiscated before entry, so she couldn't record anything embarrassing or incriminating.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
Exclusive: Trump administration holds Situation Room meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files | CNN Politics
Top Trump administration officials met Wednesday with a key GOP lawmaker about an effort in the US House to force a vote on releasing Justice Department case files related to Jeffrey Epstein, accordin...
www.cnn.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Who else thinks "Fuck!" Is the word of the day in the White House?
He is now the most famous pedophile ever.
#TheWholeWorldKnows
He is now the most famous pedophile ever.
#TheWholeWorldKnows
If you are a Republican in Congress, this is a pivotal moment for you and your legacy. Will you toe the line to protect a pedophile just to keep your job or will you remember the humanity of his victims and why the rule of law is critical?
Do you want to be remembered for doing what is right?
Do you want to be remembered for doing what is right?
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If you are a Republican in Congress, this is a pivotal moment for you and your legacy. Will you toe the line to protect a pedophile just to keep your job or will you remember the humanity of his victims and why the rule of law is critical?
Do you want to be remembered for doing what is right?
Do you want to be remembered for doing what is right?
I have said it before and I will say it again- I believe that the "Russia Pee Tape" is real. I also believe that it is something far worse than golden showers.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I have said it before and I will say it again- I believe that the "Russia Pee Tape" is real. I also believe that it is something far worse than golden showers.
My wife said to my kids, "Don't bother me. I'm grumpy. The cold weather makes me grumpy."
Reader, I swear to you that I could not help myself when I muttered, "So does everything else."
Anyway, at least I can enjoy the fireplace from my bed on the couch.
Reader, I swear to you that I could not help myself when I muttered, "So does everything else."
Anyway, at least I can enjoy the fireplace from my bed on the couch.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
My wife said to my kids, "Don't bother me. I'm grumpy. The cold weather makes me grumpy."
Reader, I swear to you that I could not help myself when I muttered, "So does everything else."
Anyway, at least I can enjoy the fireplace from my bed on the couch.
Reader, I swear to you that I could not help myself when I muttered, "So does everything else."
Anyway, at least I can enjoy the fireplace from my bed on the couch.
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If the Andrew formerly known as Prince was made a commoner due to his involvement with Epstein, does that mean the British Royals have access to the Epstein files? If so, would they RELEASE THEM for the betterment of the world?
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If the Andrew formerly known as Prince was made a commoner due to his involvement with Epstein, does that mean the British Royals have access to the Epstein files? If so, would they RELEASE THEM for the betterment of the world?
Chuck Schumer has exceeded his viable shelf life. We need ACTUAL LEADERSHIP, not someone who always blinks first.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Chuck Schumer has exceeded his viable shelf life. We need ACTUAL LEADERSHIP, not someone who always blinks first.
"Why are they paying attention to him, when I'm the one who needs his diaper changed?"
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"Why are they paying attention to him, when I'm the one who needs his diaper changed?"
Hear me out: The USA was not run by incompetent fascists when Tupperware parties were commonplace and porn stars had full bushes.
#JustSaying
#JustSaying
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hear me out: The USA was not run by incompetent fascists when Tupperware parties were commonplace and porn stars had full bushes.
#JustSaying
#JustSaying