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Malene 🌙
@malenehjensen.bsky.social
✨ 33. Thy/Denmark. She/Her. ✨
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Life is hard right now.

Here are baby bunnies making biscuits. (Or a carrot cake. 🥹🥹🥹)
June 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The new FB profile layout is so horrible. One huge step closer to me completely stopping using it for anything other than my family’s group.
May 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just learned I share a birthday with Chappell Roan. That’s pretty fucking cool!
February 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The only thing I miss about Twitter is the birthday balloons. Lmao

🎈🎈🎈
February 19, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Just realised it’s my birthday in 5 days. Where the hell did February go?! January was eons long!
February 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Devastating and absolutely terrifying watching the news these days. I’m just so incredibly heartbroken for everyone effected by what’s going on in the world and by these horrible fires.

Stay safe out there 😔❤️
January 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Aaaanyway.. BELATED HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎆✨
January 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I hate January. I can’t wait for when all this shit is done and I’ll actually have money and will be able to eat like a normal person again. I’m sorry for being negative, but I had to vent. Not having a cent to spend on food in January is gonna be interesting 💀
January 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I wish I could fall asleep while sleeping in a room with someone who snores. That is sadly not the case and now I’m crying, because I know I won’t be able to function tomorrow 😅 Killllll meeeee.
December 25, 2024 at 2:00 AM
It’s almost 6am and I’ve been wondering why the hell I’ve been so hungry the last couple of hours (can’t sleep.) Just realized I didn’t have dinner last night 🤦‍♀️.
December 19, 2024 at 4:44 AM
I tried the Oreo Coca Cola yesterday. I wasn’t a fan. Waaaay too sweet and nauseating for me.
December 17, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Here I go again 😭😭😭 #strictly #strictlycomedancing
December 14, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Not me being an absolute mess watching the Strictly final. It’s been long since I’ve ugly cried like this 😂 Chris and Dianne are my winners just from the feelings they’ve made me feel. But everyone deserves the glitter ball tbh #strictly #strictlycomedancing
December 14, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Might dig out my old lava lamp. Feel like it would be really nice for my brain to just sit and watch that with some nice chill music lol
December 14, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I’ve decided that one of my goals for next year is to be way less on my phone and read a bunch of books. If anyone has book suggestions, feel free to let me know. I like pretty much any genre I’d say.
December 2, 2024 at 11:51 PM
This is the first year I’m actually clueless about what anything on my Spotify Wrapped will be. I’m not even sure McFly will be my number one most listened to artist like the last XX years. Song might be Forever’s Not Enough or a Chappell Roan song. It’s been a weird year for me in many ways tbh.
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Can’t bring myself to go to bed, because I don’t want tomorrow to arrive.
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Finally deactivated my Twitter 🎉 Haven’t used it for a while, but couldn’t bring myself to actually deactivate my profile. But the deed is done, and it feels good!
November 19, 2024 at 9:39 PM
To the people who make lists so it’s easy to mass block certain groups of people: thank you!
November 13, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Anyway, I’ll stop spamming now. Just got a lot of cats on my discover page and started dreaming and reminiscing.
November 9, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I do have these on my phone lmao. First one is my happy and proud face with my first ever pet Coco (because she looked like a coconut + I loved Crash Bandicoot.) Second is a scan from a newspaper of my Yasmin. You could write about your pet and win food for it and I won and she was in the paper!
November 9, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Bluesky makes me want a cat. All your cats are beautiful and sweet little babies and I wish I could pet all of them 🙂

I really miss having a pet. I had a bunny for a week, until she sadly passed, because she was ill and then I got another bunny I had for years. Bunnies will always be my fave ❤️
November 9, 2024 at 12:44 AM
The memes about Gary Barlow and his son have me cackling.
November 8, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Sure, you can be friends and have different political views on shit like economy. The big fat line is drawn at basic human rights and equality. Racism, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny etc. is NOT something that should ever be up for discussion. Fuck you, if you voted for Trump, an actual criminal.
November 6, 2024 at 4:09 PM
anyone who voted for the orange blob and the couch fucker can go to hell. this is horrible and scary. my heart is broken for everyone who will lose their human rights and be in danger from this 💔. the fact that people like him can still win elections in 2024 is devastating. plus he’s a criminal. ew.
November 6, 2024 at 9:48 AM