These people couldn't even convict the sandwich thrower, and now they're gonna take down Jack Smith and a bunch of career prosecutors and federal law enforcement? Their only hope is to get Aileen Cannon on the wheel and let her rig the case.

The movie will be called "Breaking the Ice" and it will earn Chris Pratt's son his first Oscar nomination.

Höss briefly stops, stares into the darkness, and wonders what if they're wrong; what if they lose and go down as the worst monsters in history; but then decides he'd rather not think about it and continues descending down the stairs.

Pointless given that the 5 year statute of limitations is about to run and Trump controls the DoJ, so there was no risk of any of these people being charged anyway, right?

Literally the only thing Republicans want the government to do right now is to terrorize and round up Latinos. Nothing else. And they made sure the agents doing that got paid during the shutdown.

The nominee in 2028 is going to win by absolutely savaging the democratic party at every turn and these people are going to be completely baffled as to why that's what their voters want.

Remember how proud Schumer was that they got Republicans to kill James Lankford's draconian immigration bill last year? What a great talking point that was going to be in the 2024 election? This is the same shit.

Why is it in reverse chronological order?

People complain about the Ewoks but think how insanely difficult it was to land the plane on the whole Vader/Luke storyline and everything in the throne room at the end is absolutely perfect.

Hungary went from 23rd in freedom of the press in 2010 to 92nd in 2021. That's it. It's literally just "they're white and they destroyed the free press so no one could criticize them anymore." Republicans love Hungary because it's the free speech anti-miracle of Europe.

Good lord imagine getting cooked this badly by *Bill Maher*

The point is for the shutdown to go on forever and become the new normal.

Amy has done the reading on feminism and she has thoughts

BOP can release inmates early to home confinement, and they this a lot during COVID. But those people would be supervised by a residential reentry center, which would be listed on BOP's website, and super easy to find. They just straight up let this guy disappear.

They're not even bothering to actually pardon their allies anymore. We have reached the "just sort of disappear from prison" phase.