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malarkeymags.bsky.social
This Is a Bills Stan Account
@malarkeymags.bsky.social
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Be good, do good, god bless, go bills (she/her)

Ohio State alumna, public defender, never met a sports doc, beach, or cat I didn't like.
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malarkeymags.bsky.social
Truly an all time discourse banger and MVP
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
malarkeymags.bsky.social
This is a bit, right?
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
malarkeymags.bsky.social
Fair!
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
malarkeymags.bsky.social
Serious question: what’s going on in strength and conditioning though?
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
i'm flabbergasted, that's the stupidest degree of body control I've ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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drannd.bsky.social
*chefskiss*

I'm not even a New Yorker and this hits perfectly.
It is easy to imagine the Journal, the Times, and the Post as three nervous suburbanites on a day trip to New York City: purses clutched tight to their sides, their hands grasping pepper spray as they descend into the threatening depths of the Times Square subway station, vigilant to the possibility of an attack from a homeless person. These types of visitors, their view of the city shaped by too many urban crime dramas, are common. We welcome them. We do our best to soothe their fears. We even try to gently persuade them to go to Jackson Heights and try some Indian food. But we do not let them tell us how to run our city. That would be ridiculous.
November 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM