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Going down great on Instagram
Comments erica.fp_ 1h why not just have democratically elected delegates? seems much simpler kyan.cheung1 6m Gerica.fp_ Seems hard to hold democratic elections when a lot of local structure is just missing right now to be fair. ciaran2311 1h Please just let me leave the party already 20thcenturyart 4m What about the £800k? rinascitaverdeitalia 1h Make sure to work with the Green Party asap! We don't need a divided left, we need to unite ! yourpartyvoices 2h I got the email, I'm going! Reply
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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There are going to be two rounds of sortition!! If you aren't selected in round 1 you have to apply for round 2.

Conference starts on the 29th of November....
Your Party Sortition has started, two rounds, first round appears to have been completed in secret, you can apply for round two soon, to help make sure the conference is demographically balanced.
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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From the SWP leak article.
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Chat - is this good?
There must be ways to hold Your Party representatives to account. Ayoub Khan, one of the independent MPs elected in July 2024, called for troops to be sent in against the Birmingham bin strike. If anyone in YP called for such action, there must be a way of removing them.
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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8 more Your Party regional assemblies tomorrow. Its going great in the comments!
elly.puca There are songs that exist that aren't this one song by charli xcx (I'm a paid member of your party) tomcraig_ are these for members only, or can anyone come? View all 2 replies patrickjonespainter I live in Devon,joined months ago.been unable to process my donation fee or meet another member. P jonnyb899 Newcastle is on the map but still TBC.
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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A parody tweet with NUTGUZZLER42 @hitlerball_lover1488 Saying "FUUUCK LOOK WHO THE RADICAL LEFT JUST ELECTED FUUUUCK FUUUUUCK WE'RE FUUUUUCKED" And a candidate saying "Together we can build a safer, cleaner city for our children!"
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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"I've seen so many examples of Hot-Girls-For-Zohran kind of "political" "activism" that I've come up with a name for it: thirst-trap progressivism. "You could have me, but first, you need to get on board with my beliefs"."
Bro explaining meme. Men are luckily not known for forcing their beliefs on would be partners...
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Millhouse's dad boasting about his racing car bad. The tweet below is a reply to me saying that I slept 7.5 hours and this guy is still crashing out.
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Weird, I was sure you'd launched at least twice already.
Your Party Insta story "50000 have joined [added comment] and we haven't even launched yet"
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Another one.

This is very, very serious!
joined your party via the payment link you sent out and i am now unable to cancel my membership because the payment is a recurring payment which can only be cancelled via the vendor and not via the bank... the problem is there is no mechanism or channel on any of your online presence which provides a channel to cancel the payment??? please tell me what i can do about this. I have tried to email you, tweet you, instagram you, call your office multiple times and no one is responding or even acknowledging that this is happening. I am not the only person who has been affected, yet you are not even attempting to resolve. I am disabled and on a very very low income and i cannot afford to lose the money every month. Regards
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Wondered when this story would break containment.

I don't think I want to hear much more about how Zarah is the good one, this looks like she's set up a waste of 10s or even 100s of thousands of ICO fines for illegal data harvesting.
Sultana has reassured Corbyn she will transfer the majority of the money over to Your Party, according to people close to her, but may hold some of it back due to potential legal liabilities. Nine people have told the Financial Times that they have been unable to cancel monthly payments by contacting Your Party, after originally signing up through the portal controlled by Sultana, while five others say they have not received refunds for annual memberships. The payments were registered as recurring payments rather than direct debits, making them harder for members to cancel.
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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You could almost have been the singer from Freak Power...
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Several comments like this (there are also Reels of people complaining about the same thing).
Two posters complaining they joined Your Party but now want to leave and can't because the membership system is fucked.
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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See.
"50000 people have joined Your Party"
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Timeline for Your Party ahead of conference. Apparently an 'online vote' will happen on the party name in October. It is November and no such vote appears to have taken place.
November 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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So, there's a cheapo generic iron supplement called "German Iron" and uhhh, here are some Amazon search results...
Search results:- Search term = german iron Responses Q german iron cross necklace Q german iron cross Q german iron Q german ironing board cover Q german iron on patch Q german iron cross ring Q german iron tablets Q german iron cross medal Q german iron cross symbol on flag Q german iron-component children's loft...
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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All very well Zarah saying yesterday's story was innacurate - it clearly wasn't.

Very clear from their resignation statements that Feinstein, Driscoll and Winter were legally threatened.

What a farce.
We would like to announce our resignations as directors of MOU Operations Ltd (MOU). We set up MOU on April 2nd 2025 to support the creation of an alliance of progressive community independents, with Jeremy Corbyn playing a central role in its formation. Since that time, the nature of the project has changed significantly, as have the people involved. We are not founders of Your Party. We've had no part in any decisions concerning Your Party since before its creation was announced in July. We set up no portals, donations pages, membership systems, or anything else. We have not been involved in any of the founding processes in any way. The role of holding donations was thrust upon us. The company we are responsible for has repeatedly been used without our agreement. From the day of the launch we have raised concerns about the lack of agreement and appropriate governance. We asked the Your Party leadership to meet with us to resolve it. We have wanted to hand everything over from the beginning. Only one of their directors agreed. After the confusing launch of two membership systems, on the 18th and 24th September, neither of which we had any part in, we faced the added complication of MOU holding data and membership records. We urgently took legal advice, and on 29th September we wrote to the Your Party leadership asking them to take complete ownership and control of MOU. This would have handed over all data, money and everything else to Your Party. Five of the six MPs declined. Your Party demanded control of MOU's assets without accepting control of MOU itself. This would have left us to deal with the liabilities and costs from the confused membership launches. We cannot accept personal liability for actions that were taken without our knowledge or approval, nor could we agree to a proposed 'resolution' that put MOU at risk of having liabilities exceeding its assets. We explained in detail why these proposals were not tenable. We were told that refusal "will result in public condemnation". We have tried many times to hand over everything to Your Party, lock, stock and barrel. You cannot simply hand over data without following GDPR regulations. Not everyone understands company law or GDPR. In simple terms, we offered to hand over ownership to Your Party, and make the six Your Party MPs directors in our place, giving them full control. Only one of the six was willing to agree. We have been extraordinarily patient, and tried to resolve this quietly behind the scenes. Your Party have claimed in emails and social media statements that we delayed the data transfer. We repeatedly asked them to stop making factually incorrect claims of this nature. They gave hostile briefings to journalists. We behaved with integrity. Zarah Sultana has agreed to become the sole member and director of MOU, with a commitment to use the resources for Your Party, as was always intended. We will resign immediately once the legal formalities have been completed. We will have no further involvement with MOU. We want nothing for ourselves. We have taken no money or benefit in kind. Jamie Driscoll Beth Winter Andrew Feinstein
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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It's racist to tell Zarah she's flogging a dead horse with YP btw.
*gets asked by a journalist about the difference between Your Party and the Greens* *answers the question saying that there are areas we must work together (e.g. defeating Reform) but there are important differences because we are anti-Zionist (and unlike the Greens, we will not have diplomatic relations with the genocidal apartheid state of Israel), anti-imperialist, explicitly class-based and a socialist mass-movement party* some ppl online: SHUT UP!!! WHY ARE YOU BEING PETULANT/DIVISIVE?!!!! THE REAL THREAT IS REFORM!!!! Firstly, stop using the angry/ irrational brown woman trope against me and deal with political differences in a healthy, respectful way. Secondly, stop telling me to "join the Greens", "disband YP" or "step aside". It's giving middle-class entitlement. And finally don't lecture me about the threat of the far- right and Reform. I'm a Muslim woman of colour who literally needs security every day because of the threats I receive. I live with that reality; I don't need it explained to me. Oh, and join Your Party x
October 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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A picture of Kier Starmer, the haunted ham man.
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Ha ha ha, no we fucken wont.
The laser destroying crab meme, saying "Silence, nerd"
October 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Yep
October 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Starmer says "If you don't like my Labour Party, you can leave"
October 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Hippo @InternetHippo Me (young, naive); I hope something good happens Me (now): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny
October 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Hippo @InternetHippo Me (young, naive); I hope something good happens Me (now): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny
October 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM