Jake Beardsley
@makememesnotwar.bsky.social
Archfiend of the Dross’s #1 Fan
Rly excited to get to Vegas to battle. Love my Modern deck, riftbound has been nice, now if only American Airlines would cooperate
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Rly excited to get to Vegas to battle. Love my Modern deck, riftbound has been nice, now if only American Airlines would cooperate
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he did more exploring than Columbus that's for sure
October 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
he did more exploring than Columbus that's for sure
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How it started:
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September 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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They’ve switched to companion 10 minutes after the event was supposed to start lmao
“We don’t use the companion app for rcq’s because we don’t people to shark” what huh who why uhhhhh
September 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
They’ve switched to companion 10 minutes after the event was supposed to start lmao
“We don’t use the companion app for rcq’s because we don’t people to shark” what huh who why uhhhhh
September 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“We don’t use the companion app for rcq’s because we don’t people to shark” what huh who why uhhhhh
Claire just basically called me Kramer so I think I’m gonna finally call it quits
August 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Claire just basically called me Kramer so I think I’m gonna finally call it quits
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Jobs aren’t real but they will hurt you
August 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Jobs aren’t real but they will hurt you
Legendary Creature - Lobster Citizen
July 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Legendary Creature - Lobster Citizen
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screen door swung shut and punctured arnie as we were leaving
April 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
screen door swung shut and punctured arnie as we were leaving
Rockets are so cooked it’s so over
April 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Rockets are so cooked it’s so over
Holding Steph to 3 points for the game this is fixing all the damage done to me in my teens
April 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Holding Steph to 3 points for the game this is fixing all the damage done to me in my teens
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every day with my wife and my cat is the greatest day of my life
April 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
every day with my wife and my cat is the greatest day of my life
Draymond Green really puts the War in Warriors and that’s kinda shitty
April 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Draymond Green really puts the War in Warriors and that’s kinda shitty
Never beating the mill guy allegations
March 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Never beating the mill guy allegations
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If your opponent asks you how many GRVs you've received you have a 5th amendment right to stop talking to them because they're a fucking cop
March 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
If your opponent asks you how many GRVs you've received you have a 5th amendment right to stop talking to them because they're a fucking cop
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When Jake tells @zacheryw.bsky.social to make sure Jake registers breach at the rc
March 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When Jake tells @zacheryw.bsky.social to make sure Jake registers breach at the rc
Back on the train thanks to my good friends Hedron and Ruin Crab. Registered it partially as a bit and it worked. Please ban underworld breach.
March 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Back on the train thanks to my good friends Hedron and Ruin Crab. Registered it partially as a bit and it worked. Please ban underworld breach.
7-2 overnight with UB Mill. Excited to continue depleting libraries tomorrow.
March 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
7-2 overnight with UB Mill. Excited to continue depleting libraries tomorrow.
R1 opp seems locked tf in I might be cooked also I’m playing mill lol
March 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
R1 opp seems locked tf in I might be cooked also I’m playing mill lol
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"One bone broken for every game rule violated" -Llanowar penalty for sloppy play
February 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"One bone broken for every game rule violated" -Llanowar penalty for sloppy play
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Yeah this sucks actually
February 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Yeah this sucks actually
6 years and counting with my favorite person, I love you a whole lot @funkiefroggie.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
6 years and counting with my favorite person, I love you a whole lot @funkiefroggie.bsky.social