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Reluctant nihilist
Btw @chrisboden.bsky.social - what’s with the bite marks and chew marks?
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@chrisboden.bsky.social I saw this while outside and thought of you ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Cover by Harry Lucey.
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We need a shorter term for deepfakers, those people that make deep fake videos… a portmanteau - something like “deeke… wait nevermind
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Amazon’s steakhouse
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
655321
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Surprisingly - and for reasons unknown, my 2026 health insurance monthlies are actually going *down*.

But I do feel for everyone losing subsidies thanks to the GOP.
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I have had a close encounter with illegal underwear tonight. Fortunately I am too fat to fit into copyright-infringing products so I think my junk is safe from Disney’s lawyers… for now.
November 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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If ya need me, I'll be in the Ikeachee bin! q.p
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Someone post babyfur snakes - I wanna see what a diaper with 1 leg hole looks like
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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New Johnson's Pumpkin Spice Baby Powder [Limited Time!]

Just in time for the spooky season!
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
@littletroubles.bsky.social are the Patches Pamps only available in 1 size-fits-all? I wanna order a case but the store page doesn’t say if it’s Smol, Med, or Big(-Bab) sized 🧐
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Have you ever been travelling away-from-home without your Magic Wand for so long that you started considering initiating carnal relations with your ultrasonic toothbrush?

…no? me neither
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
New toy
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Related to my last post: a relatable headline
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The postman delivered me someone else’s mail again - this time it’s a trade mag for dentists… and I guess waifus are for normal people too now?

But naming her “Dr. Anime”?

#dentalTown #waifu #drAnime #anime
October 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Doom predicted our future where Amazon’s random-letter Chinese brands take over the world
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Old, but still raises a chuckle: rolcats.wordpress.com
Яolcats
English Translations of Eastern Bloc Lolcats
rolcats.wordpress.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
that’s me
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Random unsolicited fact about me: I’ve never been to a nightclub. Ever. Not even during the day. I honestly don’t even know what they look like.
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Getting lost in the K-Hole
October 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I need a cheaper kind of autism
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
👀
October 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM