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Makaiton, Master Wizard of Cat Herding
@makaiton.bsky.social
He/Him | Autist | Twindad | Dumb Husbando | Unapologetic Metalhead | Cynical Gamer
Lay offs are terrible and should never happen, but this feels like how capitalism was always going to end--a bunch of ignorant folks at the top desperately looking for short term gains listening to the hype from sycophants.

Uoroboros completes the cycle and there's no more tail to eat. AI for sure.
January 28, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I'm really uncertain on how I feel about this. The tech company I work for is doing the same thing all the while I've been telling them the results are *not* going to be longitudinally profitable; maybe not even in a single year.

But this feels like the inevitability, the rise and fall of NFTs.
January 28, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Once, when I was still in grade school, I asked my mom for more Bagel Bites. Incredulously, she asked why they were all gone when she had just bought them three days ago--when was I hungry to be eating them AND dinner?

I told her I had been eating them for breakfast.

"Why?!"

"When pizza's on..."
January 21, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Yessss, but also with serrano because winter and that's just how I like most things.
January 17, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Fr. I've got a spouse. Technically, she is my wife. But the words "wife," "husband," feel intimate to me, so I didn't really like using them in public. Consistently, though, when I did, folks automatically assumed "spouse" for me meant "husband; gay." Cover is needed and useful.
January 12, 2024 at 2:34 AM
It's truly amazing how limited our minds are--this being a great example. Forget their dumb ass, we don't even initially think, "Hey, how expensive is a burger in a place with higher wages, like Europe?" Instead, we stay on point and argue with the fallacy like dumbasses.
January 5, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Ooooh. Been a long time since I've been on one of these!
December 30, 2023 at 5:44 PM
I can not imagine. Is it an op? Is it a joke?

How do you tell what block lists you on?
December 29, 2023 at 4:50 PM
[You Are Technically Correct Best Kind.gif]
December 25, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Would it surprise you if I said I already did consider it?

I'm just here for friends and good vibes. I was lucky enough to have my answers years ago.
December 25, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Iunno what the numbers are for folks hanging out in the comments, but I hope I don't skew them too much. 😝
December 25, 2023 at 9:36 PM
I mean, if it does, yeah. If it doesn't, nah?
December 25, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Why become girl when I can just Be Me?
December 25, 2023 at 9:34 PM
I take a purple one for heartburn, but I ain't got a single idea what I'd be taking be taking the pink/blue one for!
December 25, 2023 at 9:25 PM
I refuse and you can't make me.

I will definitely cheer from the sidelines while reality apocalyptically tears apart in the way we all know it should.
December 25, 2023 at 9:19 PM
18,207? Why?
December 22, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Yeah, I mean this would definitely be taste dependent. If sleeping with a trans woman was no longer some sort of *thing,* why not brag about how hot her breasts were? Doesn't necessarily have to focus on the dick, yeah?
December 15, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Lol. Never heard of it. BlueSky is nice, though.
December 15, 2023 at 12:50 AM
It is awesomeness, put into bite size Rogue-Lite narratives for your enjoyment.
December 12, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Wait, is y'all talking down to me a *thing?* Like, can we cash in?
December 11, 2023 at 5:45 AM
Oh, are you ever in for a treat (assuming you're into the sort of feel good humor this story utilizes)!
December 11, 2023 at 5:44 AM