Matthew
@makagle.bsky.social
Novelist, teacher, game designer, general badass (ret.)
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vacuumgenesis.com
matthewkagle.com
vacuumgenesis.com
Any anime fans want to guess who this is?
April 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Any anime fans want to guess who this is?
How to respond to a Meta recruiter.
March 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
How to respond to a Meta recruiter.
Got this in a Christmas cracker.
Wtf is it?
Wtf is it?
December 25, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Got this in a Christmas cracker.
Wtf is it?
Wtf is it?
Woodworking teacher: and that's how the different saw blades work.
Me: What does this blade say about my mother?
Me: What does this blade say about my mother?
September 24, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Woodworking teacher: and that's how the different saw blades work.
Me: What does this blade say about my mother?
Me: What does this blade say about my mother?
No way I can hide my butt in there. Too much junk in my trunk.
September 12, 2024 at 5:31 PM
No way I can hide my butt in there. Too much junk in my trunk.
Pretty sure boning is good for every faith. I guess that's one way to be filled with the Holy Spirit.
September 12, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Pretty sure boning is good for every faith. I guess that's one way to be filled with the Holy Spirit.
Went to a lot of Pokemon Centers this week. All I could think was...
August 8, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Went to a lot of Pokemon Centers this week. All I could think was...
Me: Are you okay with writing swear words?
Cake guy: Sure!
Me: I want you to fit as many four letter words on it as possible.
Cake guy: Okay...
Cake guy: Sure!
Me: I want you to fit as many four letter words on it as possible.
Cake guy: Okay...
May 19, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Me: Are you okay with writing swear words?
Cake guy: Sure!
Me: I want you to fit as many four letter words on it as possible.
Cake guy: Okay...
Cake guy: Sure!
Me: I want you to fit as many four letter words on it as possible.
Cake guy: Okay...
Drove on this for miles. That's a good tire.
March 29, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Drove on this for miles. That's a good tire.
My first attempt at bagels.
March 2, 2024 at 5:35 PM
My first attempt at bagels.
Nice try Safeway, but I asked for chicken eggs, not dragon eggs.
February 4, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Nice try Safeway, but I asked for chicken eggs, not dragon eggs.