Matthew
@makagle.bsky.social
Novelist, teacher, game designer, general badass (ret.)
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I'm kinda happy about that first punch. Can you tell?
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Matthew Kagle on Instagram: "In which our hero gets his due....
Then he tries something kinda dumb."
0 likes, 0 comments - matthewkagle on November 17, 2025: "In which our hero gets his due....
Then he tries something kinda dumb.".
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November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm kinda happy about that first punch. Can you tell?
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Watching YouTube videos of Rapture preppers who were surprised the Rapture didn't happen. None of them consider the idea it happened and they just didn't get taken.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Watching YouTube videos of Rapture preppers who were surprised the Rapture didn't happen. None of them consider the idea it happened and they just didn't get taken.
I don't know what "The dog that doesn't bark" means, but I'm pretty sure it isn't code for "not a pedo."
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don't know what "The dog that doesn't bark" means, but I'm pretty sure it isn't code for "not a pedo."
Kick your ass in pink gloves...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Kick your ass in pink gloves...
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A rising tide may lift all boats, but a falling tide strands all but a few. Those who control the ocean can still sail away when the rest of us are marooned.
I think that might be the point. Some people only enjoy themselves when others don't.
I think that might be the point. Some people only enjoy themselves when others don't.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A rising tide may lift all boats, but a falling tide strands all but a few. Those who control the ocean can still sail away when the rest of us are marooned.
I think that might be the point. Some people only enjoy themselves when others don't.
I think that might be the point. Some people only enjoy themselves when others don't.
The thing about the Ruler of the Universe in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is HE'S LYING.
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The thing about the Ruler of the Universe in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is HE'S LYING.
Part 2 of my 411 fight
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October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Part 2 of my 411 fight
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Pretty sure that should have hurt him more than me.
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matthewkagle on Instagram: "In which I learn the real danger of athletic protection."
In which I learn the real danger of athletic protection.
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October 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pretty sure that should have hurt him more than me.
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Just got paid double for my latest photoshoot.
#modellifestyle
#modellifestyle
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just got paid double for my latest photoshoot.
#modellifestyle
#modellifestyle
The internet is trying to convince me there was a 70s country star I never heard of, and she only sang about anal sex. Pretty sure this is what AI considers a hilarious joke.
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The internet is trying to convince me there was a 70s country star I never heard of, and she only sang about anal sex. Pretty sure this is what AI considers a hilarious joke.
Question for people who swerve into the other lane so they don't have to go over a speed bump.
Who hurt you?
Who hurt you?
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Question for people who swerve into the other lane so they don't have to go over a speed bump.
Who hurt you?
Who hurt you?
Was watching the DS9 documentary and they talked about how the show was a landmark of long form storytelling because they had 3 part episodes.
#babylon5
#babylon5
October 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Was watching the DS9 documentary and they talked about how the show was a landmark of long form storytelling because they had 3 part episodes.
#babylon5
#babylon5
Remember when he wouldn't release his tax returns and everyone kept the pressure up until he finally did?
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah, me neither.
October 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Remember when he wouldn't release his tax returns and everyone kept the pressure up until he finally did?
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah, me neither.
I asked AI to come up with an appropriate cosplay for my age and weight. It said Fred Dukes. Kinda hurt by that.
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First Look At THE BLOB From X-Men: Apocalypse
Found on Bing from www.screengeek.net
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October 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I asked AI to come up with an appropriate cosplay for my age and weight. It said Fred Dukes. Kinda hurt by that.
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British NHS: Gender affirming care for minors is harmful.
Also British NHS: But marrying your first cousin has many advantages!
Also British NHS: But marrying your first cousin has many advantages!
October 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
British NHS: Gender affirming care for minors is harmful.
Also British NHS: But marrying your first cousin has many advantages!
Also British NHS: But marrying your first cousin has many advantages!
Do we really need any more Rick and Morty?
October 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Do we really need any more Rick and Morty?
They taught you to avoid the MSM because they knew you'd rely on opinion sources they control. If it "feels right" to you, it's probably not news.
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
They taught you to avoid the MSM because they knew you'd rely on opinion sources they control. If it "feels right" to you, it's probably not news.
I want to see a Jubilee Surrounded video where someone debates 20 people with broken legs.
September 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I want to see a Jubilee Surrounded video where someone debates 20 people with broken legs.
Geese hate facts.
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why facts dont change minds (goose explains)
YouTube video by Honkology
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September 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Geese hate facts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omc3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omc3...
Watching Red vs Blue. Forgot how much I hated the silly action fighty parts.
September 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Watching Red vs Blue. Forgot how much I hated the silly action fighty parts.