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Major Tom
@majort0m.bsky.social
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I'm new here, send me to antifascist meme and cat/dog pages!
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you knew there's no such thing as a meritocracy but did you know we live in the literal opposite of one
December 5, 2023 at 12:45 AM
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November 6, 2023 at 7:46 PM
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October 1, 2023 at 6:43 PM
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September 23, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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September 21, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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September 19, 2023 at 7:28 PM
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September 12, 2023 at 4:34 PM
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It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men. Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infection, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etcetera. Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and leads to way fewer problems. Response reads: Hang on I gotta google something. Hey what the fuck then a link to the Đorđe Martinović incident: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
September 8, 2023 at 11:27 PM
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August 19, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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August 19, 2023 at 12:58 AM
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August 18, 2023 at 3:42 AM
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August 15, 2023 at 1:27 PM
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August 14, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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xkcd.com
After decades of being out of the loop, I’ve decided to finally find out what the internet is
July 26, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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August 12, 2023 at 3:01 PM
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August 12, 2023 at 2:56 PM
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Kalashnicalibur: Whomsoever pulls it from the tree will become ruler of all of Yugoslavia
Rusted AK-47 embedded inside of a tree that grew around it
August 12, 2023 at 2:53 PM
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One more inconvenience and I'll start biting ankles
August 12, 2023 at 2:44 PM
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August 12, 2023 at 2:42 PM
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mel.bzky.team
mods are asleep, quick post your favorite anti-lawn memes
guy in a voltaire halloween outfit standing sassily on a suburban lawn hellscape. the image is captioned "are you still dressed like this? then why does your lawn look like this" "You: Why are the bees and butterflies dying out?" Your lawn: a perfectly cut monoculture lawn HOA wojak crying as he says "nooo bylaw says your lawn has to be a sterile sea of perfectly cut grass fix this right now" as a chad wojak looks onto a vegetable garden lawn and says "oooh the corns growing nicely" two men handshaking titled "friendship ended with monoculture lawns, now vegetable food garden lawns with biodiversity is my best friend
August 12, 2023 at 12:07 AM
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lazerwalker.com
hooting and hollering that a bluecheck unironically recreated the dril candles tweet but it’s “I spent $1500 on Hooters delivery”.
A tweet from a twitter user with a blue check. “I really find this stat hard to believe... just exported my #DoorDash data to confirm, and i spent $25K last year just on that... how is anyone living on $40K/yr?” There is a photo of a spreadsheet showing restaurant names and sums sorted by subtotal. Chili’s is first at $3,020, Chill-Fil-A at $2177, El Bracero at $1593, and shooters at $1556. It continues with many more.
August 12, 2023 at 3:46 AM
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August 11, 2023 at 10:22 PM
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