Major League Apple Orchard
@majorleagueapples.bsky.social
An independent apple orchard with an in house DJ & Bagpipe band.
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Never trust this person.
AI generates shit in Adobe Illustrator and calls it "hand drawing" then threatens you and crashes out when you call them out for it.
Never trust this person.
AI generates shit in Adobe Illustrator and calls it "hand drawing" then threatens you and crashes out when you call them out for it.
Be careful out in Delaware.
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Be careful out in Delaware.
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In 2025, most of my friends can barely survive, but cool fantasy.
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In 2025, most of my friends can barely survive, but cool fantasy.
With all this bitterness in the world, our apples are still sweet. Cheers.
December 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
With all this bitterness in the world, our apples are still sweet. Cheers.
Let me know when LA is above Bakersfield.
Let me know when you find out how shitty of a town Bakersfield is.
Let me know when you find out how shitty of a town Bakersfield is.
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Let me know when LA is above Bakersfield.
Let me know when you find out how shitty of a town Bakersfield is.
Let me know when you find out how shitty of a town Bakersfield is.
When someone "Um, actually's" your meme, it looks like this and you're not cool for doing this or being like this. You're an asshole and you should feel like an asshole.
December 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When someone "Um, actually's" your meme, it looks like this and you're not cool for doing this or being like this. You're an asshole and you should feel like an asshole.
Hope y'all had a good christmas!
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hope y'all had a good christmas!
California is so much more than just LA/SFO.
NYState is so much more than NYCity.
NYState is so much more than NYCity.
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
California is so much more than just LA/SFO.
NYState is so much more than NYCity.
NYState is so much more than NYCity.
bsky.app/profile/jenn...
Never trust this person.
AI generates shit in Adobe Illustrator and calls it "hand drawing" then threatens you and crashes out when you call them out for it.
Never trust this person.
AI generates shit in Adobe Illustrator and calls it "hand drawing" then threatens you and crashes out when you call them out for it.
bsky.app
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
bsky.app/profile/jenn...
Never trust this person.
AI generates shit in Adobe Illustrator and calls it "hand drawing" then threatens you and crashes out when you call them out for it.
Never trust this person.
AI generates shit in Adobe Illustrator and calls it "hand drawing" then threatens you and crashes out when you call them out for it.
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“”LLMs allow me to find research for the first time!”
My brother in Christ, have you ever heard of a library?
My brother in Christ, have you ever heard of a library?
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“”LLMs allow me to find research for the first time!”
My brother in Christ, have you ever heard of a library?
My brother in Christ, have you ever heard of a library?
Shits starts with you. Want things to get better? Make better choices. I chose what was good for me. Surprised some of you didn't do the same for yourselves.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window with a sign that says make reasonable choices .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window with a sign that says make reasonable choices .
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December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Shits starts with you. Want things to get better? Make better choices. I chose what was good for me. Surprised some of you didn't do the same for yourselves.
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Hey, if you need #Intro 🔥 for your Channel, then let me know in DM #TwitchDE #twitchgirls #twitchstreaming #smallstreamers #streamer #ApexLegends #smallstreamer #XboxShare #trovolive #smallstreamer #twitchaffiliate #twitchstreamers #KickStreaming #KickAffiliate #SupportSmallStreamers
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Hey, if you need #Intro 🔥 for your Channel, then let me know in DM #TwitchDE #twitchgirls #twitchstreaming #smallstreamers #streamer #ApexLegends #smallstreamer #XboxShare #trovolive #smallstreamer #twitchaffiliate #twitchstreamers #KickStreaming #KickAffiliate #SupportSmallStreamers
Never believe everything you read online.
Someone will tell you something is a "Neverwish" track when it's literally a DJ named "Gabriel Marchisio" and his song "Mor days on week".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrfW...
Someone will tell you something is a "Neverwish" track when it's literally a DJ named "Gabriel Marchisio" and his song "Mor days on week".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrfW...
Gabriel Marchisio - More Days on Week
YouTube video by Gabriel Marchisio
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Never believe everything you read online.
Someone will tell you something is a "Neverwish" track when it's literally a DJ named "Gabriel Marchisio" and his song "Mor days on week".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrfW...
Someone will tell you something is a "Neverwish" track when it's literally a DJ named "Gabriel Marchisio" and his song "Mor days on week".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrfW...
*sips coffee*
A spiral galaxy, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey.
It is at redshift 0.57 (lookback time 5.70 billion years) with coordinates (150.23342, 1.65185).
56 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.
It is at redshift 0.57 (lookback time 5.70 billion years) with coordinates (150.23342, 1.65185).
56 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
*sips coffee*
Gotta love it when an indie artist stops one of your rants mid typing.
Gotta love indie artists in general.
Gotta love indie artists in general.
December 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Gotta love it when an indie artist stops one of your rants mid typing.
Gotta love indie artists in general.
Gotta love indie artists in general.
The Part Of Your Body You Should NEVER Shave | RTC
YouTube video by Doctor Mike
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Now that we're here.
You don't need the concept of "a new year" to start to start doing the thing. For real. Do it now. Don't wait for whatever "January 1st" is to you.
You don't need the concept of "a new year" to start to start doing the thing. For real. Do it now. Don't wait for whatever "January 1st" is to you.
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Now that we're here.
You don't need the concept of "a new year" to start to start doing the thing. For real. Do it now. Don't wait for whatever "January 1st" is to you.
You don't need the concept of "a new year" to start to start doing the thing. For real. Do it now. Don't wait for whatever "January 1st" is to you.
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Jean Grey was right.
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Jean Grey was right.
I find it hypocritically hilarious how people will be straight up like "Nope, not giving Microsoft any of my information. Although, will give my SSN, Home address, first + last + possible middle name, to Bezos + Amazon via twitch while shit talking 'Beznos' and 'Analzom' at the same time."
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I find it hypocritically hilarious how people will be straight up like "Nope, not giving Microsoft any of my information. Although, will give my SSN, Home address, first + last + possible middle name, to Bezos + Amazon via twitch while shit talking 'Beznos' and 'Analzom' at the same time."
Considering your privacy:
If you don't like Jeff Bezos having your social security number, probably not a good idea to be monetized on twitch.
If you don't like Jeff Bezos having your social security number, probably not a good idea to be monetized on twitch.
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Considering your privacy:
If you don't like Jeff Bezos having your social security number, probably not a good idea to be monetized on twitch.
If you don't like Jeff Bezos having your social security number, probably not a good idea to be monetized on twitch.
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"The Epstein files have been released."
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"The Epstein files have been released."
Considering your privacy:
You need a gov issued ID to be monetized on twitch.
You need a gov issued ID to be monetized on twitch.
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Considering your privacy:
You need a gov issued ID to be monetized on twitch.
You need a gov issued ID to be monetized on twitch.
Also the creation of "ghost jobs", keeping jobs posted because the rotating door on that position is faster than my attention span.
Grapes of wrath shit.
Grapes of wrath shit.
December 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Also the creation of "ghost jobs", keeping jobs posted because the rotating door on that position is faster than my attention span.
Grapes of wrath shit.
Grapes of wrath shit.