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Mikey
@majkamikey.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard. When we drink we do it right, King Gizzard
I got locked out of my bluesky account bc it couldnt handle my swag (I need to fix this mirror)
October 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I got locked out of my bluesky account bc it couldnt handle my swag (I need to fix this mirror)
Babe what's wrong you've hardly touched your weiner
October 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Babe what's wrong you've hardly touched your weiner
What if I clipped a labubu to my IUD strings
September 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What if I clipped a labubu to my IUD strings
You know the low droning they use in irréversible to create anxiety in the viewer. what if they replaced it with farts. send tweet
July 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You know the low droning they use in irréversible to create anxiety in the viewer. what if they replaced it with farts. send tweet
idea: Cheers reboot (original cast and theme song) but now it's about a strip club
February 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
idea: Cheers reboot (original cast and theme song) but now it's about a strip club
The amount of sugar I just put in my coffee would give a Victorian child permanent access to mantis shrimp colors
February 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The amount of sugar I just put in my coffee would give a Victorian child permanent access to mantis shrimp colors
I wish I had something big to announce so I could say "cat's out of the bag" with these photos attached
February 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I wish I had something big to announce so I could say "cat's out of the bag" with these photos attached
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If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")
January 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")
Pushing through my agoraphobia to see Sungazer tonight. I'm being brave, for jazz, @adamneely.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Pushing through my agoraphobia to see Sungazer tonight. I'm being brave, for jazz, @adamneely.bsky.social
finished da kitty painting meowmeowmeow 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 now I can stress paint something else
January 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
finished da kitty painting meowmeowmeow 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 now I can stress paint something else
Oil painting still confuses the hell out of me but I am enjoying the perplexing pleasures of smearing goo on a canvas. Here is layer 1 of my current painting
January 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Oil painting still confuses the hell out of me but I am enjoying the perplexing pleasures of smearing goo on a canvas. Here is layer 1 of my current painting
One time my grandmother came over to my house for Christmas and she greeted my partner by pulling her pants down to show him her padded cheetah print underwear. She exhibits no decorum, even on the lord's birthday. and honestly, slay
January 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
One time my grandmother came over to my house for Christmas and she greeted my partner by pulling her pants down to show him her padded cheetah print underwear. She exhibits no decorum, even on the lord's birthday. and honestly, slay
any other chronic illness homies ever get sniped by a wave of insurmountable fatigue that makes you feel like you are literally sinking into the earth's crust
January 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
any other chronic illness homies ever get sniped by a wave of insurmountable fatigue that makes you feel like you are literally sinking into the earth's crust
seeking a rizz diagnosis
January 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
seeking a rizz diagnosis
The process of aging is humbling on a good day but I forgot to take my beta blockers before freak dancing alone in the kitchen to system of a down and now I feel like I actually might die
January 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The process of aging is humbling on a good day but I forgot to take my beta blockers before freak dancing alone in the kitchen to system of a down and now I feel like I actually might die
I have a note on my phone that just says "learn archery" so if anyone needs me
January 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I have a note on my phone that just says "learn archery" so if anyone needs me
Why does this dog literally smell like the shoe section at goodwill
January 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Why does this dog literally smell like the shoe section at goodwill
geekin off the melatonin gummies honkshoo honkshoo
January 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
geekin off the melatonin gummies honkshoo honkshoo
Dumb pickup line idea
Damn girl are you rotten meat
I'm a blowfly and these are my friends and we're all pregnant here are some eggs
Damn girl are you rotten meat
I'm a blowfly and these are my friends and we're all pregnant here are some eggs
January 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Dumb pickup line idea
Damn girl are you rotten meat
I'm a blowfly and these are my friends and we're all pregnant here are some eggs
Damn girl are you rotten meat
I'm a blowfly and these are my friends and we're all pregnant here are some eggs
sorry I'm doing a notes app colonic rn gotta get this shit into the ether
January 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
sorry I'm doing a notes app colonic rn gotta get this shit into the ether
She [redacted] on my [redacted] til I [redacted]
January 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
She [redacted] on my [redacted] til I [redacted]
run my tummy grumbles thru a flanger
January 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
run my tummy grumbles thru a flanger
getting dinner w my roommate later and I can currently hear him in his room asking google what everything on the menu is and ..... ye I feel u brother
January 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
getting dinner w my roommate later and I can currently hear him in his room asking google what everything on the menu is and ..... ye I feel u brother
any time somebody calls me by my ☆Government Name☆ I want to shimmy out of my skin like a cicada
January 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
any time somebody calls me by my ☆Government Name☆ I want to shimmy out of my skin like a cicada