✨ MajestDick ✨
@majestdick.bsky.social
I'm MajestDick(majestic)! Not a porn account, that's just my name. I'm fabulous! I play games on twitch sometimes, and I walk dogs for a living. Genderfluid(any pronouns except he/him), bisexual(I like the flag), and polyamorous. Come get to know me 😊
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✨ MajestDick ✨
@majestdick.bsky.social
· Sep 14
Update for those who pay attention:
I'm removing "he/him" from my list of pronouns. I'm still gender fluid. I may transition further in ways in the future. For the time being, though, I've gotten tired of hearing myself referred to as a man, and not the Majestic Blob I am. Thanks for understanding!
I'm removing "he/him" from my list of pronouns. I'm still gender fluid. I may transition further in ways in the future. For the time being, though, I've gotten tired of hearing myself referred to as a man, and not the Majestic Blob I am. Thanks for understanding!
Me: I don't really get along too well with my family.
Client: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you alright?
Me: Yeah, it's just that I'm queer, and they're from Staten Island.
Client: Ah.
Client: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you alright?
Me: Yeah, it's just that I'm queer, and they're from Staten Island.
Client: Ah.
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Me: I don't really get along too well with my family.
Client: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you alright?
Me: Yeah, it's just that I'm queer, and they're from Staten Island.
Client: Ah.
Client: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you alright?
Me: Yeah, it's just that I'm queer, and they're from Staten Island.
Client: Ah.
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
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December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Thinking about ways to revamp my dogwalking business, and part of me wants to start a video series where I rage against people who don't understand the social etiquette that is existing in Manhattan. Not directly at them, but to the camera. Topics would include but are not limited to:
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Thinking about ways to revamp my dogwalking business, and part of me wants to start a video series where I rage against people who don't understand the social etiquette that is existing in Manhattan. Not directly at them, but to the camera. Topics would include but are not limited to:
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I'll be live on Twitch on Monday!
11 am to 2 pm EST
www.twitch.tv/emmanessy
Fundraising for the National Children's Alliance with the @fruitiesteam.bsky.social
Lots of fun incentives, and busting out the ridiculous hotdog costume again. 🌭
#NCA #sayitlouder #NCA2025
11 am to 2 pm EST
www.twitch.tv/emmanessy
Fundraising for the National Children's Alliance with the @fruitiesteam.bsky.social
Lots of fun incentives, and busting out the ridiculous hotdog costume again. 🌭
#NCA #sayitlouder #NCA2025
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'll be live on Twitch on Monday!
11 am to 2 pm EST
www.twitch.tv/emmanessy
Fundraising for the National Children's Alliance with the @fruitiesteam.bsky.social
Lots of fun incentives, and busting out the ridiculous hotdog costume again. 🌭
#NCA #sayitlouder #NCA2025
11 am to 2 pm EST
www.twitch.tv/emmanessy
Fundraising for the National Children's Alliance with the @fruitiesteam.bsky.social
Lots of fun incentives, and busting out the ridiculous hotdog costume again. 🌭
#NCA #sayitlouder #NCA2025
To celebrate the release of Metroid Prime 4, I may actually finally beat Metroid Prime 1
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
To celebrate the release of Metroid Prime 4, I may actually finally beat Metroid Prime 1
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high fucktose porn syrup
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
high fucktose porn syrup
Immediately made me think of @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary.
https://store.theonion.com/products/i-appreciate-the-muppets-onion-headline-t-shirt?variant=41712819798085
https://store.theonion.com/products/i-appreciate-the-muppets-onion-headline-t-shirt?variant=41712819798085
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Immediately made me think of @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
Chiitan is the greatest creature/mascot in modern day
People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Chiitan is the greatest creature/mascot in modern day
White smoke coming out the top of the One World Trade Center... A new Mayor has been elected...
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
White smoke coming out the top of the One World Trade Center... A new Mayor has been elected...
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next week is going to be SO much fun! jingle jam event w/ @wwf-streamers.bsky.social where we're hopping into feisty fauna & froguelike AND bokura w/ @nezzydasenpai.bsky.social 😍
🐸 twitch.tv/dabbinbeebs 💚
「 ♡﹢↻ appreciated 」
🐸 twitch.tv/dabbinbeebs 💚
「 ♡﹢↻ appreciated 」
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
next week is going to be SO much fun! jingle jam event w/ @wwf-streamers.bsky.social where we're hopping into feisty fauna & froguelike AND bokura w/ @nezzydasenpai.bsky.social 😍
🐸 twitch.tv/dabbinbeebs 💚
「 ♡﹢↻ appreciated 」
🐸 twitch.tv/dabbinbeebs 💚
「 ♡﹢↻ appreciated 」
#CriticalRoleCampaign4
I just realized that there are a few paladins, but no clerics. After all that time of Nott getting on Jester being "The Cleric", Sam full on goes "I'll be The Cleric now(🤞)"
Brilliant 🤣
I just realized that there are a few paladins, but no clerics. After all that time of Nott getting on Jester being "The Cleric", Sam full on goes "I'll be The Cleric now(🤞)"
Brilliant 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
#CriticalRoleCampaign4
I just realized that there are a few paladins, but no clerics. After all that time of Nott getting on Jester being "The Cleric", Sam full on goes "I'll be The Cleric now(🤞)"
Brilliant 🤣
I just realized that there are a few paladins, but no clerics. After all that time of Nott getting on Jester being "The Cleric", Sam full on goes "I'll be The Cleric now(🤞)"
Brilliant 🤣
HOLY FUCK, I FINALLY CLEARED THE LAST BALATRO CHALLENGE
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
HOLY FUCK, I FINALLY CLEARED THE LAST BALATRO CHALLENGE
Thanks for the heads up, HMS
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Thanks for the heads up, HMS
#MightyNeinSpoilers
Mighty Nein Episode 2, first episode recap:
"Not many people can survive an encounter with a fully trained Volstrucker"
"I am Caleb Widowgast"
Lol
Mighty Nein Episode 2, first episode recap:
"Not many people can survive an encounter with a fully trained Volstrucker"
"I am Caleb Widowgast"
Lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
#MightyNeinSpoilers
Mighty Nein Episode 2, first episode recap:
"Not many people can survive an encounter with a fully trained Volstrucker"
"I am Caleb Widowgast"
Lol
Mighty Nein Episode 2, first episode recap:
"Not many people can survive an encounter with a fully trained Volstrucker"
"I am Caleb Widowgast"
Lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My gAmeDHD is kicking in again and I'm switching it up for stream (finally back on since last Monday lol). Gonna be playing Forestrike when I get home in a few hours
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My gAmeDHD is kicking in again and I'm switching it up for stream (finally back on since last Monday lol). Gonna be playing Forestrike when I get home in a few hours
I am 37 years old, and I still say 'safety' when I fart
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I am 37 years old, and I still say 'safety' when I fart
Me: Ok, got about 80 hours on this save file for CP2077, I think I've done all I can and am ready to meet Hanako at Embers.
*text message comes in* Hey V...
Me: MOTHERFU-
*text message comes in* Hey V...
Me: MOTHERFU-
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Me: Ok, got about 80 hours on this save file for CP2077, I think I've done all I can and am ready to meet Hanako at Embers.
*text message comes in* Hey V...
Me: MOTHERFU-
*text message comes in* Hey V...
Me: MOTHERFU-
My favorite thing to do when I'm leaving a person's place after a hangout is to tell them to get home safe
I'm 37 years old
I'm 37 years old
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
My favorite thing to do when I'm leaving a person's place after a hangout is to tell them to get home safe
I'm 37 years old
I'm 37 years old
There really is something to be said about having a co-star notification with the Happy Mask Salesman as the background. I don't know what that something is. But it's there
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There really is something to be said about having a co-star notification with the Happy Mask Salesman as the background. I don't know what that something is. But it's there
"Hello, old friend"
😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Hello, old friend"
😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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spelling bee: spell asinine
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
spelling bee: spell asinine
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
me: i can’t since my ass a ten
Did a Guacamelee hard mode 100% speed run and placed 84th at 5:44:50... First place is 1:22:46, but there's a chance that's with glitches... second place, who has a vid on yt, is 2:39:02, IGT 2:19:09... I might make this a challenge for myself. Gonna watch that vid to see what I'm up against
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Did a Guacamelee hard mode 100% speed run and placed 84th at 5:44:50... First place is 1:22:46, but there's a chance that's with glitches... second place, who has a vid on yt, is 2:39:02, IGT 2:19:09... I might make this a challenge for myself. Gonna watch that vid to see what I'm up against
Been putting a little work into some vocal training, and trying to voice characters in my streams. This was through the PS5 controller so the quality isn't the greatest, but I like doing Flame Face. This was fun. I'm probably gonna make a highlight of the game and different voices when I get home😊
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Been putting a little work into some vocal training, and trying to voice characters in my streams. This was through the PS5 controller so the quality isn't the greatest, but I like doing Flame Face. This was fun. I'm probably gonna make a highlight of the game and different voices when I get home😊
Just ordered one myself. Fuck yeah. It's on until 11/16 it says
If you order a one topping pizza from Dominos and use code “67” the Pizza is $6.70
Thanks youths
Thanks youths
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just ordered one myself. Fuck yeah. It's on until 11/16 it says