The coolest stray
@majawiz.bsky.social
Out here and about it | Some fine feline | DMs Open |🔞 🏳️🌈 22 He/Him
Scribbling shit on the Powerball gambling sheets during vacation trips as a kid 🔥
September 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Scribbling shit on the Powerball gambling sheets during vacation trips as a kid 🔥
How strange it is to be anything at all
September 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
How strange it is to be anything at all
The best part of exercising is showering after
September 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The best part of exercising is showering after
Being called "huggable" is such an ick for me as a fat person. If you're gonna objectify me at least make me feel sexy!
August 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Being called "huggable" is such an ick for me as a fat person. If you're gonna objectify me at least make me feel sexy!
Job recruitment ad: "craving a career? :3"
I'm craving death but a shitty job will suffice ig
I'm craving death but a shitty job will suffice ig
July 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Job recruitment ad: "craving a career? :3"
I'm craving death but a shitty job will suffice ig
I'm craving death but a shitty job will suffice ig
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susan be anthony? good for him
July 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
susan be anthony? good for him
The dichotomy of man is being a pussy and being so pussy
July 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The dichotomy of man is being a pussy and being so pussy
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This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
June 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
As an anarchist I can't bottom because that'd be prostate
June 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
As an anarchist I can't bottom because that'd be prostate
Going "and this is real btw" a suprising amount of times when talking about my own childhood
June 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Going "and this is real btw" a suprising amount of times when talking about my own childhood
Growing up gen z is having to learn whatever fucked up things you childhood Minecraft YouTuber did
May 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Growing up gen z is having to learn whatever fucked up things you childhood Minecraft YouTuber did
Axel short for Axelotl
May 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Axel short for Axelotl
Interviewer: So what position do you see yourself in
Me: missionary personally but reverse cowboy sounds fun too
Me: missionary personally but reverse cowboy sounds fun too
May 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Interviewer: So what position do you see yourself in
Me: missionary personally but reverse cowboy sounds fun too
Me: missionary personally but reverse cowboy sounds fun too
Say what you want about Fahrenheit but 77/100 hot is very intuitive
April 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Say what you want about Fahrenheit but 77/100 hot is very intuitive
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Folks.
Not loving it.
Not loving it.
March 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Folks.
Not loving it.
Not loving it.
Some days you're a butcher knife, some days you're a butter knife. Both are weapons. Keep your heads up y'all.
March 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Some days you're a butcher knife, some days you're a butter knife. Both are weapons. Keep your heads up y'all.
Playing Animal Crossing to experience the wild fantasy of living in a tight knit walkable community
February 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Playing Animal Crossing to experience the wild fantasy of living in a tight knit walkable community
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Kitty noir. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
January 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Kitty noir. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
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At 10k followers I will bring back TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
At 10k followers I will bring back TikTok
Evil Mitiski be like I bet on winning dogs.
January 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Evil Mitiski be like I bet on winning dogs.
Piss kinks are shy-pisser discriminatiory
January 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Piss kinks are shy-pisser discriminatiory
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Trending topics are a feature for the masses. For lesser minds who need to know what everyone else is talking about. True geniuses don't care about this. They only log on to post "The Ass is greater than the sum of its Cheeks" and immediately log off
December 29, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Trending topics are a feature for the masses. For lesser minds who need to know what everyone else is talking about. True geniuses don't care about this. They only log on to post "The Ass is greater than the sum of its Cheeks" and immediately log off
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When people tell me I did a good job or like having me around
a cartoon wolf wearing a white hat and tie
ALT: a cartoon wolf wearing a white hat and tie
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2024 at 5:08 AM
When people tell me I did a good job or like having me around