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My mom’s new hyperfixation is the Kendrick/Drake lore. I aspire to be as cool as my mom when I hit my 60s.

My hyperfixation is my mom.
February 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
You share more humanity with the migrant you deport than the billionaire you support.
January 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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My favourite book is The Bible because the same thing happened to me
January 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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TikTok, Lemon 8, and CapCut are all gone.

Not AR-15’s. Not carcinogenic additives. Not Child Corn.

Those apps are “more dangerous” according to the U.S. government.

And they’re right.

They SHOULD be afraid of The People.
January 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Clapper is the basement terminal gate for a Spirit Airlines flight. I want to go home to TikTok and I have so many layovers.
January 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My mom scrolled her way to Hozier TikTok. Now she sends me all the clips & we just cry from different floors of the house.
January 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Introducing my mom to TikTok was a mistake. All she sends me are thirst trap posts of Rick Grimes/Negan and Luigi Mangione. At least her type is hereditary.
January 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Wearing a push-up bra today in the event that the aliens do touch down. I’d like to be the first off of this planet.

👙
December 3, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I wrestle with the idea of having kids. Do I really want to bring another soul into this world that has to lie about knowing Microsoft Excel on their resume?
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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The media illiterate yahtzees are already claiming that Wicked is about Trump…

Let me be very clear when I say this: the ONLY thing, and I mean THE ONLY THING, that Donald Trump has in common with Elphaba is that they are both a vibrant secondary color.

That’s it.
There is literally nothing else.
November 26, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I’m a Gemini on Lexapro. I’m about to be a ~*problem*~ for the next four years. 😇
November 21, 2024 at 5:00 PM