Maid Median
@maidmedian.bsky.social
The most average renaissance woman ever.
June 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Discovered an old, forgotten pump track in my tiny town, blocks from home, just behind my college extension
Sent it. Didn't fly (because I'm a chicken), but still 100/10 would recommend.
Sent it. Didn't fly (because I'm a chicken), but still 100/10 would recommend.
June 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Discovered an old, forgotten pump track in my tiny town, blocks from home, just behind my college extension
Sent it. Didn't fly (because I'm a chicken), but still 100/10 would recommend.
Sent it. Didn't fly (because I'm a chicken), but still 100/10 would recommend.
I'm glad to report that my recent art mods made my bice very aero.
June 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I'm glad to report that my recent art mods made my bice very aero.
How the hell am I supposed to pick up groceries on my cargo art bike if my trailer isn't rainbow colors?
Don't mind me, I'll be over here doing the Lord's work.
Don't mind me, I'll be over here doing the Lord's work.
June 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How the hell am I supposed to pick up groceries on my cargo art bike if my trailer isn't rainbow colors?
Don't mind me, I'll be over here doing the Lord's work.
Don't mind me, I'll be over here doing the Lord's work.
June 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I did a thing today. I know to many it doesn't mean much, but to me, it means a whole heck of a lot.
Made a bunch of personal bests/firsts today. First time replacing a tire, tube and removing a valve core to put sealant in my new tube (bite me, I don't have the $$$ to go tubeless)
Then this:
Made a bunch of personal bests/firsts today. First time replacing a tire, tube and removing a valve core to put sealant in my new tube (bite me, I don't have the $$$ to go tubeless)
Then this:
May 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I did a thing today. I know to many it doesn't mean much, but to me, it means a whole heck of a lot.
Made a bunch of personal bests/firsts today. First time replacing a tire, tube and removing a valve core to put sealant in my new tube (bite me, I don't have the $$$ to go tubeless)
Then this:
Made a bunch of personal bests/firsts today. First time replacing a tire, tube and removing a valve core to put sealant in my new tube (bite me, I don't have the $$$ to go tubeless)
Then this:
Definitely need more guillotines.
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Definitely need more guillotines.
This cutie is available today.
March 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This cutie is available today.
MAGA smooth brain
February 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
MAGA smooth brain
Too many folds.
MAGA brains are smooooooooth.
MAGA brains are smooooooooth.
February 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Too many folds.
MAGA brains are smooooooooth.
MAGA brains are smooooooooth.
Careful, they'd take that as a threat, and you'd be in the same place as the deny, defend, depose lady in Florida.
Better to just build one in your front yard.
You know, as a statement.
Better to just build one in your front yard.
You know, as a statement.
February 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Careful, they'd take that as a threat, and you'd be in the same place as the deny, defend, depose lady in Florida.
Better to just build one in your front yard.
You know, as a statement.
Better to just build one in your front yard.
You know, as a statement.
For reference, the second video game I ever beat.
February 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
For reference, the second video game I ever beat.
And the last one he didn't see because I sent it, and he blocked right at the same time.
Seriously, though.
Chris Weedon has some followers. Doesn't seem like a MAGAt piece of shit.
But boy, oh boy, does he HATE smart women.
Seriously, though.
Chris Weedon has some followers. Doesn't seem like a MAGAt piece of shit.
But boy, oh boy, does he HATE smart women.
February 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
And the last one he didn't see because I sent it, and he blocked right at the same time.
Seriously, though.
Chris Weedon has some followers. Doesn't seem like a MAGAt piece of shit.
But boy, oh boy, does he HATE smart women.
Seriously, though.
Chris Weedon has some followers. Doesn't seem like a MAGAt piece of shit.
But boy, oh boy, does he HATE smart women.
![Chris Weedon @chrisweed...5m
Oh can you tell me what my true colors are? I mean you have a genius level GPA and everything so you must know.
Maid Median @madimedian... 1m
Do you hate women so much that you have to attack them on the internet? Do you have a wife? If you do, does she enjoy your beatings?
Chris weedon @chrisweed...6m
Chill out nothing to bust a vessel over [includes screenshot of maid Median comment on different post about cell phone use in schools]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7zlcvae2outadbldbpvvp7ak/bafkreicntsmquu3x75sdn2fn6zygds3v45imlnfrt7jo2pvz74nkgav5wi@jpeg)
![Chris Weedon @chrisweed... 6m
Chill out, nothing to bust a vessel over.
[Screenshot of maid Median comment]
No way am I for taking away a child's only lifeline to the outside world if an active shooter were to happen. We all watched Uvalde play out. We all know the active physical threats bullies create everyday.
Do what you want with social media for minors, but fuck off the cell phones.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7zlcvae2outadbldbpvvp7ak/bafkreihtgdkz2b7mrcorgqgihgi2drxcj5dlnwqaf2h3yv7tbca7syvqvm@jpeg)
Awwwee yah, buddy. Here we go.
February 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Awwwee yah, buddy. Here we go.
How you found me // How I am today
February 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
How you found me // How I am today
Which is funny cause it actually loses its needles in the fall.
We call 'em Tamaracks up in the PNW, but yeah. It's a larch.
We call 'em Tamaracks up in the PNW, but yeah. It's a larch.
February 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Which is funny cause it actually loses its needles in the fall.
We call 'em Tamaracks up in the PNW, but yeah. It's a larch.
We call 'em Tamaracks up in the PNW, but yeah. It's a larch.
May your prior Auth be granted.
February 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
May your prior Auth be granted.
Just for you. Outside just now
February 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Just for you. Outside just now