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toxicantConsumer ⚔️
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goth-ish jacket enjoyer. ask me about my sourdough starter.
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You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a hamburger. The hamburger lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
October 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
going back to normal hair after two months of white braids tomorrow is genuinely devastating
October 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
give it up for 81-90
October 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
world hard and cold. but playing bullshit commander decks with friends exists so that’s cool.
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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September 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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If you see this, post a witch in a big hat 🖤👁️🧡
September 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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whole pussy out
smells like a trout
September 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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"Political violence is the norm for the Black experience in this country. It just is." - Ta-Nehisi Coates

If you think political violence starts and ends with rich, powerful white people, you have NOT been paying attention in the slightest. #blacksky
September 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
untap: i get out of bed
upkeep: i get something to eat
draw: 0.3ml estradiol valerate
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
80 since the last time i posted about this. my backlog is huge but i do not often have energy for new music these days
oh god. so i’m up to 60 on this.
another 10 albums for the list. i kinda stopped listening to any new music for a few weeks but hopefully i can get myself to stay with this again
September 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the best part of bartending is women. the worst part of bartending is also women
September 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
back again again
September 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
oh god. so i’m up to 60 on this.
another 10 albums for the list. i kinda stopped listening to any new music for a few weeks but hopefully i can get myself to stay with this again
June 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
having impure thoughts about robots
May 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
maybe going to fucking explode and not in a fun way
February 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
another 10 albums for the list. i kinda stopped listening to any new music for a few weeks but hopefully i can get myself to stay with this again
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
some days i genuinely forget that my nails aren’t black by default
February 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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FFS My lich ex wife took the phylactery in the divorce.
January 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
the only dr i trust comes in a red can #proudtexan
January 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“are you a boy or a girl”

i am the stone that the builder refused. i am the visual, the inspiration that made lady sing the blues. i am the spark that makes your idea bright, the same spark that lights the dark so that you can know your left from your right
"are you a boy or a girl"

I am the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Me, I know where the old ones broke through of old, and where they shall break through again.

I AM ANGEL
January 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
losing my mind over mississippi sb 2319. the never goon bill
January 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
recovered from a migraine yesterday. now it’s back to doing battle with the Great Enemy (google sheets)
January 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM