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Mahto
@mahto808.bsky.social
42 year old Daddy Dom and cat dad (not currently seeking either.) NSFW (I do naughty post sometimes, I swear...a lot.) MDNI. None of the media is mine unless stated. My love language is sarcasm. Please don't expect me to follow just because you follow me.
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Just in case things go tits up here, I've set up a tentative Mastodon account. Same "rules" apply. I don't think I'm going to be exceptionally active there, but I like having options, especially the way things are going in the world. 😮‍💨
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Bruh... Mood.
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Before I go. Your marching orders, since you haven't had any in a while.

💙 Drink some water
💙 Get some day star
💙 Take your meds
💙 Eat something
💙 In honor of TDoR (Trans Day of Remembrance)
Be extra good to the Trans people in your life.
Tip them.
Defend them.
Escort them.
Appreciate them.
a drawing of a star sitting on a cloud with the words " i love you " below it
ALT: a drawing of a star sitting on a cloud with the words " i love you " below it
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Just a WEE PSA...🐺💗
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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HEADS TF UP.

They've been seen at a Walmart and a hotel!
Border Patrol spreads from Charlotte to NC foothills
Channel 9's Dave Faherty learned that they went to Lenoir first Wednesday morning.
www.wsoctv.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Not bad. Not bad.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to hit 1.2K by the weekend.
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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😂 HA.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I wanna know what's in that soup.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Yeah no. Doesn't work that way. Waiting on people to understand that across the board.
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Those that stir the pot get to lick the spoon 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
One positive thing about breast milk that no one talks about? The packaging is absolutely beautiful 😁
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Living with dogs, my house has two stages of clean:
1. NOT CLEAN.
2. It’s better than it was.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM