Ed Hill
@mahatmafroglegs.bsky.social
Aged over 50 years for tenderness and flavor. Well-marbled and full of rich meaty goodness. RuneQuest fan since 1988.
Apparently, President Taft used to regularly eat Opossum. I can’t help but imagine him unhinging his jaw like a snake and swallowing the critters whole.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Apparently, President Taft used to regularly eat Opossum. I can’t help but imagine him unhinging his jaw like a snake and swallowing the critters whole.
Reposted by Ed Hill
Rush is reuniting with a woman as the drummer and I think it's very sweet that Rush fans will get to see a woman once before they die
October 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Rush is reuniting with a woman as the drummer and I think it's very sweet that Rush fans will get to see a woman once before they die
Reposted by Ed Hill
An entire political apparatus of vacuous loser doormat freaks, completely irredeemable from top to bottom
September 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
An entire political apparatus of vacuous loser doormat freaks, completely irredeemable from top to bottom
Playing Kingdom Hearts? PROTIP:
Don’t bother doing the Quest For Bob Iger’s Spine. It never existed to begin with.
Don’t bother doing the Quest For Bob Iger’s Spine. It never existed to begin with.
September 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Playing Kingdom Hearts? PROTIP:
Don’t bother doing the Quest For Bob Iger’s Spine. It never existed to begin with.
Don’t bother doing the Quest For Bob Iger’s Spine. It never existed to begin with.
🎶Embolism! Embolism!
Sis-Boom-Bah!
Wrap this up with
A Big Fat Clot!
Gooo Mortality!🎶
Sis-Boom-Bah!
Wrap this up with
A Big Fat Clot!
Gooo Mortality!🎶
September 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
🎶Embolism! Embolism!
Sis-Boom-Bah!
Wrap this up with
A Big Fat Clot!
Gooo Mortality!🎶
Sis-Boom-Bah!
Wrap this up with
A Big Fat Clot!
Gooo Mortality!🎶
Summer in Texas, 2025 AD: The American Dream.
August 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Summer in Texas, 2025 AD: The American Dream.
I really have to salute Dean Cain’s total commitment to playing the part of a Colossal Asshole 👍
August 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I really have to salute Dean Cain’s total commitment to playing the part of a Colossal Asshole 👍
Euless, Texas- 2025 AD
July 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Euless, Texas- 2025 AD
Just waiting on The Atlantic or the Wall Street Journal to drop a stupid think piece on why we shouldn’t say mean things about Hulk Hogan and how Ozzy was actually a terrible guy in comparison. Hell, the New York Times might even want in on this pseudo-intellectual action!
July 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just waiting on The Atlantic or the Wall Street Journal to drop a stupid think piece on why we shouldn’t say mean things about Hulk Hogan and how Ozzy was actually a terrible guy in comparison. Hell, the New York Times might even want in on this pseudo-intellectual action!
A fake liquor brand I invented for my own SLA BORG campaign. “DISTILLED AND STILL DANGEROUS”
July 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A fake liquor brand I invented for my own SLA BORG campaign. “DISTILLED AND STILL DANGEROUS”
This is what THX-1138 consumes between shifts at the Evil Robot Factory.
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is what THX-1138 consumes between shifts at the Evil Robot Factory.
I wonder how many dusty storage units Newsom’s team had to go through before his Spine finally turned up.
June 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I wonder how many dusty storage units Newsom’s team had to go through before his Spine finally turned up.
Right now, Pete Hegseth is at a briefing about Ukraine’s latest success and wishing a VodCopter would ambush him.
June 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Right now, Pete Hegseth is at a briefing about Ukraine’s latest success and wishing a VodCopter would ambush him.
MYSTIC NAVY FIGHT SONG
Gaze, Navy, into the Void, raise the chalice high
We’ll never stop our quest, so vicious ghosts steer shyyy
Now draw the athame, Anchors Aweigh!
Sail on to victory
With mystic bones and scrying stones,
Hooray!
Gaze, Navy, into the Void, raise the chalice high
We’ll never stop our quest, so vicious ghosts steer shyyy
Now draw the athame, Anchors Aweigh!
Sail on to victory
With mystic bones and scrying stones,
Hooray!
May 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
MYSTIC NAVY FIGHT SONG
Gaze, Navy, into the Void, raise the chalice high
We’ll never stop our quest, so vicious ghosts steer shyyy
Now draw the athame, Anchors Aweigh!
Sail on to victory
With mystic bones and scrying stones,
Hooray!
Gaze, Navy, into the Void, raise the chalice high
We’ll never stop our quest, so vicious ghosts steer shyyy
Now draw the athame, Anchors Aweigh!
Sail on to victory
With mystic bones and scrying stones,
Hooray!
“I can quit anytime…!” 🧀☢️☣️💀👹
May 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
“I can quit anytime…!” 🧀☢️☣️💀👹
“I can quit anytime…!” 🧀☢️☣️💀👹
May 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“I can quit anytime…!” 🧀☢️☣️💀👹
DARTH STERCUS HAS MANIFESTED
May 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
DARTH STERCUS HAS MANIFESTED
The problem isn’t that Trump nods off. It’s that he wakes up.
April 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The problem isn’t that Trump nods off. It’s that he wakes up.
ChaosiumCon USA 2025: It’s all about Sacrifice
April 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ChaosiumCon USA 2025: It’s all about Sacrifice
I was so sad to hear that Dennis Prager is still alive. But then, maybe he *was* really dead and came back like Sam Neill in EVENT HORIZON to show us what Hell really is. For Dennis, it’s his 3 wives endlessly denying him sex and telling him to pick up his socks.
March 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I was so sad to hear that Dennis Prager is still alive. But then, maybe he *was* really dead and came back like Sam Neill in EVENT HORIZON to show us what Hell really is. For Dennis, it’s his 3 wives endlessly denying him sex and telling him to pick up his socks.
🎶El-Virus
El-Virus
My lungs are on fire with El-virus
Today I chanced to meet up
With a fan of RFK
Those airborne droplets really made my little eyes shine
(Yes they did)
I was having trouble breathing
My stomach started heaving
My lips turned blue and I started to flatline🎶
El-Virus
My lungs are on fire with El-virus
Today I chanced to meet up
With a fan of RFK
Those airborne droplets really made my little eyes shine
(Yes they did)
I was having trouble breathing
My stomach started heaving
My lips turned blue and I started to flatline🎶
March 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
🎶El-Virus
El-Virus
My lungs are on fire with El-virus
Today I chanced to meet up
With a fan of RFK
Those airborne droplets really made my little eyes shine
(Yes they did)
I was having trouble breathing
My stomach started heaving
My lips turned blue and I started to flatline🎶
El-Virus
My lungs are on fire with El-virus
Today I chanced to meet up
With a fan of RFK
Those airborne droplets really made my little eyes shine
(Yes they did)
I was having trouble breathing
My stomach started heaving
My lips turned blue and I started to flatline🎶
A project I’m working on, with my expensive Japanese Pencil: the Glorantha deities, in cartoon form.
March 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
A project I’m working on, with my expensive Japanese Pencil: the Glorantha deities, in cartoon form.
Behold! The special $8 pencil from Japan! (Being a big spender, I bought two.)
March 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Behold! The special $8 pencil from Japan! (Being a big spender, I bought two.)
Nothing says “DORK” quite like a Bandaid on the chin…
March 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Nothing says “DORK” quite like a Bandaid on the chin…