Stone Cold Jane Austen
@magzdilla.bsky.social
Nerd, knitter, weirdo
It was CRAZY
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It was CRAZY
My Bp is 138 over 82 which is annoying because one of the reasons I got sober was to LOWER my blood pressure, what is this crap
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My Bp is 138 over 82 which is annoying because one of the reasons I got sober was to LOWER my blood pressure, what is this crap
Totally getting pumped for my gyno visit because “Highway to the danger zone” is playing overhead in the waiting room
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Totally getting pumped for my gyno visit because “Highway to the danger zone” is playing overhead in the waiting room
She is now on the hook for over a quarter of a million, love that for her
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
She is now on the hook for over a quarter of a million, love that for her
Good thing about winter: I can wear the stuff I knit
Bad thing about winter: I HAVE to wear the stuff I knit
Bad thing about winter: I HAVE to wear the stuff I knit
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Good thing about winter: I can wear the stuff I knit
Bad thing about winter: I HAVE to wear the stuff I knit
Bad thing about winter: I HAVE to wear the stuff I knit
His appointment is still pretty far away, so in the meantime the pizza bagel of shame will keep him from digging at his stinky ear
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
His appointment is still pretty far away, so in the meantime the pizza bagel of shame will keep him from digging at his stinky ear
Guillermo Del Toro did not have to go this hard
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Guillermo Del Toro did not have to go this hard
hey @nytimes.com I sincerely invite you to eat a bag of dicks
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
hey @nytimes.com I sincerely invite you to eat a bag of dicks
She’s so sick of my shit 😂
November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
She’s so sick of my shit 😂
Chilling. This is also a clever delivery to side step the censors and shadowbanning.
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Chilling. This is also a clever delivery to side step the censors and shadowbanning.
She’s making the biscuits on my sternum, help
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
She’s making the biscuits on my sternum, help
Beagles excel at side eye
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Beagles excel at side eye
Any combination of words from this too
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Any combination of words from this too
This guy sums it up quite eloquently:
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This guy sums it up quite eloquently:
My favorite response thus far. Really says it all ✨🦄🙌
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My favorite response thus far. Really says it all ✨🦄🙌
My favorite response to the news thus far:
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My favorite response to the news thus far:
So those Huel things gave their customers lead poisoning?
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
So those Huel things gave their customers lead poisoning?
Diane, it’s day 33 of the government shutdown. Gordon slept on my couch last night and listened to Billie Holliday all night, which I normally wouldn’t mind, but Gordon played her at a deafening volume, and a result I could hear my landlord weeping on the other side of the bedroom wall.
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Diane, it’s day 33 of the government shutdown. Gordon slept on my couch last night and listened to Billie Holliday all night, which I normally wouldn’t mind, but Gordon played her at a deafening volume, and a result I could hear my landlord weeping on the other side of the bedroom wall.
Disgusting and horrifying but it sounds like it could be the work of a lazy cremation service who couldn’t be bothered to dispose of remains respectfully
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Disgusting and horrifying but it sounds like it could be the work of a lazy cremation service who couldn’t be bothered to dispose of remains respectfully
It’s like watching a high school play about the apocalypse, which is interesting I guess.
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It’s like watching a high school play about the apocalypse, which is interesting I guess.
Watching Freakish: it’s corny in the most 2016 way possible. Think Breakfast Club if a zombie apocalypse happened halfway through the day. I do love this girl’s hat, may try to knit a replica.
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Watching Freakish: it’s corny in the most 2016 way possible. Think Breakfast Club if a zombie apocalypse happened halfway through the day. I do love this girl’s hat, may try to knit a replica.