Magpie, the Conqueror
@magpietheconqueror.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Magpie, a pleasure to meet you!
She / they
🔞🔞🔞,
💙💖🤍💖💙,
💛🤍💜🖤,
💖💜💙,
♿️
She / they
🔞🔞🔞,
💙💖🤍💖💙,
💛🤍💜🖤,
💖💜💙,
♿️
This bitch is living the yuri dream.
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This bitch is living the yuri dream.
Local trans woman catches cancer. (LIVE!)
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Local trans woman catches cancer. (LIVE!)
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Stop using the memory of an elephant.
Use the memory of an autist instead.
Change all of the elephantisms to autisms.
An autist never forgets.
The pink autist in the room.
Eat the autist one bite at a time.
Use the memory of an autist instead.
Change all of the elephantisms to autisms.
An autist never forgets.
The pink autist in the room.
Eat the autist one bite at a time.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Stop using the memory of an elephant.
Use the memory of an autist instead.
Change all of the elephantisms to autisms.
An autist never forgets.
The pink autist in the room.
Eat the autist one bite at a time.
Use the memory of an autist instead.
Change all of the elephantisms to autisms.
An autist never forgets.
The pink autist in the room.
Eat the autist one bite at a time.
Posting some resent art, please enjoy!
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Posting some resent art, please enjoy!
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my girlfriend mags just made me realize i literally transed my race. I became Jewish which literally means my race changed since I joined the Jewish people.
Look I am not saying this lightly, just a silly observation
Look I am not saying this lightly, just a silly observation
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
my girlfriend mags just made me realize i literally transed my race. I became Jewish which literally means my race changed since I joined the Jewish people.
Look I am not saying this lightly, just a silly observation
Look I am not saying this lightly, just a silly observation
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You’ll find a lot of these men aren’t necessarily gay in all cases, they just prefer literal children.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You’ll find a lot of these men aren’t necessarily gay in all cases, they just prefer literal children.
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taking a vacation to lumiose city to become the best pokemon trainer in the city and crack Urbain's egg
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
taking a vacation to lumiose city to become the best pokemon trainer in the city and crack Urbain's egg
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From the federal court to the Nobel Prize Committee, everyone agrees that Donald Trump and his administration lack integrity and credibility.
October 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
From the federal court to the Nobel Prize Committee, everyone agrees that Donald Trump and his administration lack integrity and credibility.
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Donald Trump: Stop trying to incite Illinoisans into violence. Pack up and go home.
October 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Donald Trump: Stop trying to incite Illinoisans into violence. Pack up and go home.
I love telling trans men / mascs they will never be women
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love telling trans men / mascs they will never be women
Gender Euphoria is good for morale.
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Gender Euphoria is good for morale.
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what the fuck yall
BSky hid @asukafield.xyz's transphobia mod list. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
what the fuck yall
Felt cute, might delete later. 😘
September 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Felt cute, might delete later. 😘
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The Earth's Moon, with a cameo of planet Venus.
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The Earth's Moon, with a cameo of planet Venus.
Some kind of dog. (It's a coyote.)
September 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Some kind of dog. (It's a coyote.)
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Getting Jimmy Kimmel fired didn’t lower the price of my coffee…
September 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Getting Jimmy Kimmel fired didn’t lower the price of my coffee…
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Happy Mexican Independence Day, Illinois.
September 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Happy Mexican Independence Day, Illinois.
Sorry that I made people care.
September 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sorry that I made people care.
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GIB CREATIONS HERE PLEASE
We are now accepting submissions to our fifth zine! This zine will be released at the end of October, and the theme will be on the intersections of queerness and disability, in honor of Disability History Month.
bit.ly/QtDFive
bit.ly/QtDFive
September 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
GIB CREATIONS HERE PLEASE
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Somehoney sent me this. 😬😬😬
September 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Somehoney sent me this. 😬😬😬
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If I ever witness a woman k!ll her rap*st… No I didn’t. 🤷🏽♀️
August 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If I ever witness a woman k!ll her rap*st… No I didn’t. 🤷🏽♀️
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dear white people,
this includes:
- thanking them at suburban protests
- giving them a polite wave when crossing the street in front of them
- giving them free food at restaurants
- smiling at them in uniform
make them feel hated
make them feel like they dont belong
make them feel bad
dont be nice
this includes:
- thanking them at suburban protests
- giving them a polite wave when crossing the street in front of them
- giving them free food at restaurants
- smiling at them in uniform
make them feel hated
make them feel like they dont belong
make them feel bad
dont be nice
stop being nice to cops
August 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
dear white people,
this includes:
- thanking them at suburban protests
- giving them a polite wave when crossing the street in front of them
- giving them free food at restaurants
- smiling at them in uniform
make them feel hated
make them feel like they dont belong
make them feel bad
dont be nice
this includes:
- thanking them at suburban protests
- giving them a polite wave when crossing the street in front of them
- giving them free food at restaurants
- smiling at them in uniform
make them feel hated
make them feel like they dont belong
make them feel bad
dont be nice
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It couldn’t possibly be that it’s great and hilarious content…
August 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It couldn’t possibly be that it’s great and hilarious content…