Magpie
@magpienb.bsky.social
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💛🤍 Transfem Enby 💜🖤
🐦⬛ Birds and Gaming and Things 🎲
💛🤍 Transfem Enby 💜🖤
🐦⬛ Birds and Gaming and Things 🎲
Nobody told me this peak game could be so sad. My partner and I made it up 85% of the Kiln and we had to make a really hard jump, barely made it and he fell all the way down to the lava. I escaped the island alone, grieving his demise...
September 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Nobody told me this peak game could be so sad. My partner and I made it up 85% of the Kiln and we had to make a really hard jump, barely made it and he fell all the way down to the lava. I escaped the island alone, grieving his demise...
My partner is on percocets to help after his surgery and has been seeing videos that really creep him out and scare him so he calls for me to comfort him. Turns out he is purposely searching for these videos that freak him out!!!
April 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My partner is on percocets to help after his surgery and has been seeing videos that really creep him out and scare him so he calls for me to comfort him. Turns out he is purposely searching for these videos that freak him out!!!
I'm definitely on discord too much, my partner's dad commented on it, "I see you typing away like you got a large audience. You know some people get paid for that."
I know I don't have a job either 😭
I know I don't have a job either 😭
April 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm definitely on discord too much, my partner's dad commented on it, "I see you typing away like you got a large audience. You know some people get paid for that."
I know I don't have a job either 😭
I know I don't have a job either 😭
I ate too many dried apricots and now I feel like I'm going to explode :D
April 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I ate too many dried apricots and now I feel like I'm going to explode :D
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Watching Daredevil and there is no one I feel more deep hatred for than that fuckass bitch Karen
April 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Watching Daredevil and there is no one I feel more deep hatred for than that fuckass bitch Karen
Feels like it'd be really satisfying to be an oven and have a self-clean feature where it just incinerates everything inside you
March 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Feels like it'd be really satisfying to be an oven and have a self-clean feature where it just incinerates everything inside you
"I'm bouncing on it" I say out of breath and exhausted as the pogo stick factory owners ask how the quality assurance is going
March 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"I'm bouncing on it" I say out of breath and exhausted as the pogo stick factory owners ask how the quality assurance is going
If you're not passing out from the amount of chemicals being used to clean the bathroom are you really cleaning it
March 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If you're not passing out from the amount of chemicals being used to clean the bathroom are you really cleaning it
I hate when something hurts so I start walking a weird way to avoid the pain then it starts hurting from walking that way. Then I try to stop and it's like "no we've always walked this way! we don't know how to walk any other way!"
March 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I hate when something hurts so I start walking a weird way to avoid the pain then it starts hurting from walking that way. Then I try to stop and it's like "no we've always walked this way! we don't know how to walk any other way!"
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home of the wooper
February 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
home of the wooper
It's such a hard time when I love being babied and taken care of but also never wanting to ask for help and trying to be independent so people don't have to worry or bother 💔
February 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's such a hard time when I love being babied and taken care of but also never wanting to ask for help and trying to be independent so people don't have to worry or bother 💔
I love going to the dentist and doctors. I like being looked at and poked around as they try to figure out what's going on with me. I think it's fun to be examined
February 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I love going to the dentist and doctors. I like being looked at and poked around as they try to figure out what's going on with me. I think it's fun to be examined
I really think farmers need to get more money for what they do. I can't even imagine how much time it must take arranging all of those pieces of corn onto a cob
January 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I really think farmers need to get more money for what they do. I can't even imagine how much time it must take arranging all of those pieces of corn onto a cob
Christmas and present buying times are so chaotic, I literally get sick from the stress 😭
December 30, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Christmas and present buying times are so chaotic, I literally get sick from the stress 😭
Got called out twice for getting a gift late "Oh it's a gift? Two days before? 😐" then asked if I would join a rewards membership, after saying no the first time they asked, "interesting how you changed your mind when I mentioned you'll get free samples, I see you, you can add them to the present"
December 24, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Got called out twice for getting a gift late "Oh it's a gift? Two days before? 😐" then asked if I would join a rewards membership, after saying no the first time they asked, "interesting how you changed your mind when I mentioned you'll get free samples, I see you, you can add them to the present"
I love Christmas songs that are just like, imagine this thing, wouldn't it be cool? Chestnuts on an open fire, sure sounds nice
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I love Christmas songs that are just like, imagine this thing, wouldn't it be cool? Chestnuts on an open fire, sure sounds nice
So many kids at this theater to see Sonic 3... They just don't get it like I do... Get out of my theater..
December 20, 2024 at 10:26 PM
So many kids at this theater to see Sonic 3... They just don't get it like I do... Get out of my theater..
Wrapping a steel trash can is not one of the things I thought I'd be doing this holiday season
December 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Wrapping a steel trash can is not one of the things I thought I'd be doing this holiday season
My woke brain wants to tell customers happy holidays but my knowledge of being in a very red area knows I need to say merry christmas. Such a struggle
December 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
My woke brain wants to tell customers happy holidays but my knowledge of being in a very red area knows I need to say merry christmas. Such a struggle
I love going to fancy restaurants. Tried to look cool and order some type of old fashioned then had to tell the waiter it was yucky and I want a sweet drink
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I love going to fancy restaurants. Tried to look cool and order some type of old fashioned then had to tell the waiter it was yucky and I want a sweet drink
I was able to gamble with fake money over the weekend and it has taught me I should never be allowed to actually gamble cause it would be a problem (I have also learned this through mystery boxes and video games) (it is not surprising)
December 10, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I was able to gamble with fake money over the weekend and it has taught me I should never be allowed to actually gamble cause it would be a problem (I have also learned this through mystery boxes and video games) (it is not surprising)
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It's my girl's job because the handle is icky and I don't like it next question
December 6, 2024 at 1:40 AM
It's my girl's job because the handle is icky and I don't like it next question
Okay I did have COVID it was fair to judge me
Getting a COVID test kit is so embarrassing like I'm sorry I don't know if I have it I just want to be safe don't judge me
December 4, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Okay I did have COVID it was fair to judge me
Getting a COVID test kit is so embarrassing like I'm sorry I don't know if I have it I just want to be safe don't judge me
December 3, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Getting a COVID test kit is so embarrassing like I'm sorry I don't know if I have it I just want to be safe don't judge me