magpie-serrie.bsky.social
@magpie-serrie.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My 7-year old demonstrating that he is, in fact just 7.
D: “you know, he’s probably orange because he won’t last much longer?”
Me, trying to follow this logic: “because he is getting old?”
D: “Bruh. He’s 83. Humans only live to 100, so he just has 17 left.”
D: “Also, he could have jaundice.”
February 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM