🪄Kelly✨️
@magikell.net
She/Her. Demiace. Cishet. PS5 Gamer. Destiny 2. Mets. Witchcraft. Hyster Sister.
If you don't like what I have to say, close your eyes, log off, swallow glass, aim up, not across. Drink bleach, play in traffic, jump.
FDT.
If you don't like what I have to say, close your eyes, log off, swallow glass, aim up, not across. Drink bleach, play in traffic, jump.
FDT.
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🪄Kelly✨️
@magikell.net
· 9d
I'd tell you to relax but I don't want you to survive stress induced cardiac arrest.
Raise your hand if you're chronically online and had to explain that Mr. Fantasy is KJ Apa, who is a New Zealand actor pretending to be a British singer to your very confused family.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Raise your hand if you're chronically online and had to explain that Mr. Fantasy is KJ Apa, who is a New Zealand actor pretending to be a British singer to your very confused family.
Thanksgiving prep done, kitchen clean (again smh) and shall commence the cookening in about half an hour.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Thanksgiving prep done, kitchen clean (again smh) and shall commence the cookening in about half an hour.
Lindy, Taffeta, Kyoko. I remember their names as much as their usernames. This is why he's careful now, takes notes from my posts but deleted all mentions of me completely. He doesn't want to be labeled a cheater or accidentally admit to it, but I was the one who got cheated on. Repeatedly.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Lindy, Taffeta, Kyoko. I remember their names as much as their usernames. This is why he's careful now, takes notes from my posts but deleted all mentions of me completely. He doesn't want to be labeled a cheater or accidentally admit to it, but I was the one who got cheated on. Repeatedly.
Thanksgiving prep got the whole house smelling like a turbo fart from boiling so many eggs to make deviled eggs.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Thanksgiving prep got the whole house smelling like a turbo fart from boiling so many eggs to make deviled eggs.
If you're reading this I need your address.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If you're reading this I need your address.
Kinda wanted to binge Stranger Things all at once but it's already been 84 years. LFG, ig.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Kinda wanted to binge Stranger Things all at once but it's already been 84 years. LFG, ig.
Love that for her and her family, idc if they don't share the same beliefs, these ghouls who stole the white house need a taste of their own medicine.
A Department of Homeland Security spokesperson told Scripps News that Immigration and Customs Enforcement has arrested Burna Caroline Ferreria, the mother of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s nephew.
ICE arrests mother of White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt’s nephew
ICE has arrested Burna Caroline Ferreria, the mother of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, over a visa that allegedly expired in 1999.
www.abc15.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Love that for her and her family, idc if they don't share the same beliefs, these ghouls who stole the white house need a taste of their own medicine.
Martial law, Act 2: The Epstein Death Rattle.
So after 2 National Guards were shot, Felon Dump orders 500 more National Guards to go to Washington DC now to escalate the situation.
Imagine pull more National Guards from their family on Thanksgiving day to satisfy his ego and using guards as his political pawn.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V3s...
Imagine pull more National Guards from their family on Thanksgiving day to satisfy his ego and using guards as his political pawn.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V3s...
Trump Does UNTHINKABLE After National Guard SHOOTING
YouTube video by Harry Sisson
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Martial law, Act 2: The Epstein Death Rattle.
So destroying healthcare and education as women-dominated fields just so billionaires can create the next generation of a labor force, yet ai is going to reduce jobs, layoffs are already happening constantly, and there aren't enough jobs? White nationalists are truly idiots.
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So destroying healthcare and education as women-dominated fields just so billionaires can create the next generation of a labor force, yet ai is going to reduce jobs, layoffs are already happening constantly, and there aren't enough jobs? White nationalists are truly idiots.
2 national guard members were shot in DC the day before Thanksgiving when most people are prepping or traveling? Seems oddly sus.
a man wearing a tin foil hat sits in front of a computer monitor
ALT: a man wearing a tin foil hat sits in front of a computer monitor
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
2 national guard members were shot in DC the day before Thanksgiving when most people are prepping or traveling? Seems oddly sus.
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Guy with no shame with an ai Oculus wife he calls honey and an ai Oculus kid...
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Guy with no shame with an ai Oculus wife he calls honey and an ai Oculus kid...
̢̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸a̓̏̿͌ͯ̑̇̊ͩ̈́͠p͆͋ͯ͆̎ͪ̾̈ͩ̈́p̧͆͋ͯ͆̎ͪ̾̈̈ͤͫ͌ͣͧͤ̚y̎҉́ ̢̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸̵̢ͭ̄ͥ͌͂̓ͫ̀o̸̴̶ͮ̿̐ͭ̂̌͋̽̇͛̇̐ͧ͒͢l̴̵̸͑͛̍̀̈́̇̿̽̃́͛́ͣ̀ĩ̛͊ͯͨ̇̽͋̂́ͧ̐̈́́͊̿d̓͋͜a̧̓̏̿͌ͯ̑̇̊̈ͤͫ͌ͣͧͤ̚͠y̎҉̧̡́̑̍̋ͣͪ̿̀s͑̎̕
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
̢̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸a̓̏̿͌ͯ̑̇̊ͩ̈́͠p͆͋ͯ͆̎ͪ̾̈ͩ̈́p̧͆͋ͯ͆̎ͪ̾̈̈ͤͫ͌ͣͧͤ̚y̎҉́ ̢̾ͪ̌ͪ͘H͆̿͒҉̸̵̢ͭ̄ͥ͌͂̓ͫ̀o̸̴̶ͮ̿̐ͭ̂̌͋̽̇͛̇̐ͧ͒͢l̴̵̸͑͛̍̀̈́̇̿̽̃́͛́ͣ̀ĩ̛͊ͯͨ̇̽͋̂́ͧ̐̈́́͊̿d̓͋͜a̧̓̏̿͌ͯ̑̇̊̈ͤͫ͌ͣͧͤ̚͠y̎҉̧̡́̑̍̋ͣͪ̿̀s͑̎̕
I like how there are crab cops by each of the road signs like they're directing traffic.
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I like how there are crab cops by each of the road signs like they're directing traffic.
So glad I only have to work 6 hours today. I'm genuinely over this job giving me busywork until the end of my contract in 5 weeks.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
So glad I only have to work 6 hours today. I'm genuinely over this job giving me busywork until the end of my contract in 5 weeks.
Probably gonna get invalid handled soon, I bought another domain and namecheap re-verifies ALL your domains for some reason. Wack. I verified my info for the 2 domains I already own, why would it change adding a third?
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Probably gonna get invalid handled soon, I bought another domain and namecheap re-verifies ALL your domains for some reason. Wack. I verified my info for the 2 domains I already own, why would it change adding a third?
This might be the best nail polish I've ever used. Had it on about a week and have showered multiple times, done dishes, laundry, etc. And it has not chipped or flaked off at all.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This might be the best nail polish I've ever used. Had it on about a week and have showered multiple times, done dishes, laundry, etc. And it has not chipped or flaked off at all.
Bath and body works is gonna start selling on Amazon. Hide my AMEX. Ya girl loves candles a little too much.
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Bath and body works is gonna start selling on Amazon. Hide my AMEX. Ya girl loves candles a little too much.
December 2nd, but not on D+. They're still trying to make money on this film. YMMV on your personal opinion about Jared Leto, but the fact remains he's insanely hot and I will be purchasing TRON:Ares on blu-ray if or whenever that happens to complete my TRON collection.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
December 2nd, but not on D+. They're still trying to make money on this film. YMMV on your personal opinion about Jared Leto, but the fact remains he's insanely hot and I will be purchasing TRON:Ares on blu-ray if or whenever that happens to complete my TRON collection.
Being married more than once is embarrassing enough, but twice? Lmfao his wife sucks too if that's what she settled for.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Being married more than once is embarrassing enough, but twice? Lmfao his wife sucks too if that's what she settled for.
So Andrew Wilson pays women to come on his shitty podcast just to demean them because he was his wife's third option? Got it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So Andrew Wilson pays women to come on his shitty podcast just to demean them because he was his wife's third option? Got it.
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Step behind the scenes with Bungie and Lucasfilm Games as we explore how Destiny 2: Renegades took shape. Discover the vision, the collaboration, and the making of a Renegade.
Destiny 2: Renegades // December 2, 2025
youtu.be/U_07pVzO5no
Destiny 2: Renegades // December 2, 2025
youtu.be/U_07pVzO5no
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Step behind the scenes with Bungie and Lucasfilm Games as we explore how Destiny 2: Renegades took shape. Discover the vision, the collaboration, and the making of a Renegade.
Destiny 2: Renegades // December 2, 2025
youtu.be/U_07pVzO5no
Destiny 2: Renegades // December 2, 2025
youtu.be/U_07pVzO5no
I'm a simple woman, I see lightsaber in Destiny 2, I need lightsaber in Destiny 2. Also yes that is my ex in the bottom right corner who I met playing Destiny 2.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm a simple woman, I see lightsaber in Destiny 2, I need lightsaber in Destiny 2. Also yes that is my ex in the bottom right corner who I met playing Destiny 2.
Trauma dumping when asked is the best uno reverse in this situation. Works every time.
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Trauma dumping when asked is the best uno reverse in this situation. Works every time.