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Well, have this land from a proxy Deadpool deck as consolation:
A land titled "A well painted tardis" with Deadpool painting his logo on the side of the Tardis. The flavor text says "OK but am I punking Matt Smith or do I have to worry about Ecleston coming out of this? I feel like I could take Matt he's like the stuffed animal equivalent of an actor. But Ecleston ... dude's got mitts ..." - Deadpool
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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It's not as bad as this bullshit:
Content Farm, showing the people who interview others on the train with a clip on microphone
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
It's not as bad as this bullshit:
Content Farm, showing the people who interview others on the train with a clip on microphone
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
You know, I would give my left ear to paint like that guy ...
January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
Adorable.
Mine Now, 3 U The art that I'm responding to is in the art box, it's an image of a cat stealing a fry while a hand tries to gently stop them. Enchantment Rules: As Mine Now enters, choose an ability or effect that changes a creature's power. Create a new copy of that ability. You may choose a new target and source for the copy. Flavor: "Hey! That's not yours bud!" - what cats think their name is
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
I adore your art style. ^.^
"Auto Rickshaw" as a magic card.
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
Deploy the guard while you still can.
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
*sung to the toon of Bombastic* They call me Mr. Fucker-tastic ... food wrapped in plastic ... about to eat your butter pork ... roll ...
Mr Fucker as a magic card. 4 mana for a 1/1 that can steal artifacts.
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Flannel Mocha, 2 A picture of Doc Hobbes from the post above. Artifact Rules: T: Target creature gains Haste until end of turn. Flavor: "The horrors persist. But so does the Flannel Mocha." - Doc Hobbes
January 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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magicalwtf.bsky.social
Me too!
Hammerhead Titanothere, 4 G G A screenshot of the Hammerhead Rhino, which looks like a rhino with a hammerhead shark-like skull structure, in a very wild green forest. Creature - Beast Rules: Vigilance, Trample. Hammerhead Titanothere doesn't untap during your untap step. {3}: Untap Hammerhead Titanothere. Use this ability only as a sorcery. {t}: Target creature must block Hammerhead Titanothere this turn, if able. Flavor: "They are all gentle creatures, if you leave them to their own." - Navi Saying
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
Me too!
Hammerhead Titanothere, 4 G G A screenshot of the Hammerhead Rhino, which looks like a rhino with a hammerhead shark-like skull structure, in a very wild green forest. Creature - Beast Rules: Vigilance, Trample. Hammerhead Titanothere doesn't untap during your untap step. {3}: Untap Hammerhead Titanothere. Use this ability only as a sorcery. {t}: Target creature must block Hammerhead Titanothere this turn, if able. Flavor: "They are all gentle creatures, if you leave them to their own." - Navi Saying
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
I liked the book better.
Ursula K. Le Guin The book cover for The Word for World is Forest, which has the words on a forest scene that is high enough above the forest to include the curve of the planet.
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Instructions unclear.
Green Goblin, 1 R R R A drawn picture of the Green Goblin holding a pumpkin bomb Legendary Creature - Goblin Rules: First Strike, Flying. T: Choose a creature target player controls. That player may choose to tap a creature they control with the highest power. If they don’t, destroy the chosen creature 2/2 Flavor: "You're outmached, Parker! Outsmarted, outgunned, and just shit out of luck!” - Green Goblin
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
I must know before I buy though, is Global Tetrahedron Pictures going to bless us with the most important thing I think to all Americans everywhere:

A release date for The Onion Movie 2?
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM