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I like the idea of action movie cops where their powers are "arrest a random creature, possibly one of your yours" and "kill a random creature, possibly one of yours" because it feels accurate to both movie cops and police in real life. #magicthegathering #mtg
Action Movie Cops, BG Marcy Marc and Will Ferral jump-kicking through the air, each dual wielding Desert Eagles with police badges around their necks. Creature - Mercenary Rules: Haste 1,T: Tap a random non-token creature. Draw a card. T: Destroy a non-token creature at random. Add one mana that shares a color with the destroyed creature to your mana pool. Flavor: "You ready to blow some shit up?" - An Incompetent Cop
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
The Hunted is such a great under-appreciated classic.
Broken Hunter, 2 G B A picture of Benicio Del Toro as a traumatized soldier moving through a forest with full camo on his face and body. Creature - Soldier Rules: Forestwalk. 1: Your opponent picks a non-token creature you control other than Broken Hunter. Sacrifice it. Target land becomes a Forest in addition to it's other land types until end of turn. Use this no more than once per turn. Flavor: "Those were civilians." "No way, LT, you didn't see the way they were kitted. They weren't there to hunt deer."
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
Legitimately my favorite card I've made so far, which also seems appropriate as a New Years flavored card.

Made for a commissioned #EscapefromTarkov commander deck. #MagictheGathering has the "main" game and also a commander format with 100 unique cards, this was for that.
A Pause in the Chaos, 1 B B An image of people in Tarkov standing around a barrel warming up, while a patrol approaches in the distance ready to join them. Instant Rules: All creatures become black and gain protection from black. All creatures that are tapped do not untap during their owner's next untap step. Flavor: "The fighting stopped. Not because we found peace, mind you, but because we ran out of bullets."
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
Semi-controversial take:

I played an Academy deck that had a significant chance of making your opponent deck before they could play turn one, so while I see what they're going for ...

Sonic needs a way to drop turn one. Sonic goes fast.
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Even with all the controversy surrounding the deluge of secret lairs and especially the quantity of UB product, I've LOVED every second I've played Sonic. Sonic 2 on Genesis was the first game I ever played and remains one of my favorites to this day. Design really nailed the feel of Sonic.
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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A couple cards for an #EscapefromTarkov deck I put together as a commission a while back. There are a hundred of these things, I'll post more later most likely. These are some of my favorites, although funny enough these don't include my absolute favorite one.

#Tarkov #Magic #magicthegathering #MtG
Knight, 1 B G A shoulder-up image of the NPC "Knight" from Tarkov, he has on a mask that looks like a skull and dreadlocks, his arms are crossed holding up a kitted out SCAR assault rifle, and he has a plate carrier on over a balaclava. that covers his neck and the places on his face that aren't covered by mask. Legendary Creature - Goon Rules: First Strike. Haste. If Knight would untap, prevent it unless you pay 4. 4/4 Flavor: "At one point he was human. He was a PMC for USEC. Now he's something else." - Jaeger Burned City Concept art of Tarkov, specifically for the map "Streets," that shows a city that is smoking and several buildings are largely burned out. Land Rules: Burned City comes into play tapped. Burned City does not untap during your untap step unless you pay 1. T, add one colorless mana to your mana pool. Draw a card. Fence, Fleamarket Merchant B B A picture of Fence, which is just a guy with a hoodie pulled way down and everything is dark. Legendary Creature - Merchant Rules: Shrould, Defender. Fence, Fleamarket Merchant can't block. All creatures gain "Sacrifice this creature: add one colorless mana to your mana pool." 1/3 Flavor: "I am seling if you're buying." - Fence Tired Usec Survivor, 1 B Concept Art from Lighthouse with a soldier carrying a rifle and a big pack looking at a lighthouse in the distance along a dark beach. Creature - Mercenary Rules: Tired USEC Survivor doesn't untap during your untap step. Discard a card at random from your hand: Untap Tired USEC Survivor.
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
If you don't like the #MTGxMarvel crossover event, you can in fact just make your own.

First batch from a full Marvel deck I tested out a few days ago.
Further the Plot, 1 U A screenshot from Deadpool of Wade looking behind him and seeing the recruiter in the corner of the bar. Instant Rules: Discard as many cards as you want. Draw cards until you have seven cards in your hand. You lose X life, where X is the number of cards drawn this way. Flavor: "By the way, there's some guy here for you. Real grim reaper type. I don't know, might further the plot." Ethical Compromises, 1 WWW An image of Tony and Steve in civil war looking at each other mid fight. Rules: During your upkeep, if you have an odd number of creatures, your opponent chooses a creature you control. Sacrifice that creature. Creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain lifelink. Flavor: I'm doing what I have to do to stave off something worse." "You keep telling yourself that." A City Left Behind An image of the crator from Sokovia Land Rules: A City Left Behind comes into play tapped. T: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool. Add a charge counter to a city left behind. T, remove two charge counters: Sacrifice A City Left Behind. Add RWU to your mana pool. Flavor: "We waited for three days, in that room with the bomb. We waited for three days for Tony Stark to kill us." - Wanda Maximoff Man in the suit, R Tony Stark catching a bullet with only the glove of his iron man suit on at the moment. Creature - Human Wizard Rules: R: Man in the Suit gets +1/+0 and first strike until end of turn. U: Man in the suit gain flying until end of turn. You may discard a card instead of paying this ability's cost. 1/1 Flavor: "Yeah, big man in a suit of armor. But take away the suit, what do you have?" "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Backpfeifengeischt is a German word which, roughly translated into English, means "a face that is in need of a punch." Just so the joke about the name lands as hard as the fist of #anthonyjoshua did on the glass jaw of #JakePaul. #Magic #MtG #MagictheGathering
Backpfeifengesicht 2 W W A picture of Jake Paul with his tongue out looking VERY punchable. Creature - Noble Coward Rules: Prevent all damage that would be done to Backpfeifengesicht. Whenever Backpfeifengesicht attacks, any creature able to must block it. 0/1 Flavor: "Ya, it's the BOOOMCLOT, ya know what it be, i'ry..." - Jake Paul
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Before I knew there was a #Deadpool official magic card I tried making one.

After finding that out I made an entire Deadpool deck because there's near infinite Deadpools so why the fuck not.

#MagictheGathering #MtG #Magic #custom
Deadpool, 1 R R R A picture of Deadpool in the backseat of a Honda Odyssey splattered with blood holding a knife and beckoning the camera closer. Legendary Creature - Mercenary Rules: First Strike, Hexproof. If Deadpool is in your graveyard or exiled, you may pay R and return him to your hand. T: destroy target creature you control and target creature you don't control. Flavor: "Wait is this one of those stupid flavor texts on the bottom of the card where you're supposed to be all deep and meaningful?" - Deadpool
December 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
Part 2: Meme Boogaloo

#meme #magic #magicthegathering #mtg #sesamestreet #spiderman #shaq #firstofallloweryourvoice #spicy
No, You; 2 U The meme of two spider men pointing at each other. Instant Rules: Create a copy of any spell or ability. You man choose new targets for it. Flavor: "No, don't point at me, I'm point at you!" "Well, we're both pointing!" "What's your point?" Surprise, U U U Shaq looking in the camera during his "hot ones" interview, surprised by how hot the wings are. Instant Rules: Create X 1/1 red Pepper creature tokens, where X is the number of attacking creatures. These tokens have defender and "this creature must block if able." Flavor: "I mean, I don't know if ... WHOO! That's ... whoa, baby ..." - Shaq Revolutionary Puppet UU Kermit, annoyed at someone to the right of the card, with an AR on his back. Creature - Rebel Puppet Rules: Revolutionary Puppet can't block. At the end of your opponent's turn, if you have two or more creatures tapped, they pick one. That creature doesn't untap during your untap step. Flavor: "First of all, lower your voice ..." - Kermit An Unfriendly Neighborhood Sesame Street but they have knives and guns and cross looks. Land Rules: T; Add one colorless mana to your mana pool. All creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn. T; Creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn. Flavor: "Burt, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Burt." "Well, Eernie, I wish you wouldn't eat COOKIES ON THE DAMN BED!" "Burt, you're shouting again Burt!"
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
I have an internet meme deck that I put together as one of the decks for a recent get together with friends.

This not only worked surprisingly well it was the easiest for folks to just understand in a lot of cases. It was VERY fun to play although it lacked endgame.

#memes #MagictheGathering #mtg
Pay Up Now, u u The oil painting of John Krimmel from 1819 of a guy pointing at his empty extended hand demanding money that has become an internet meme with the exact vibe of "pay me what you owe me, jackass, now." Rules: Whenever an opponent plays a spell, they may pay 1. If they don't, you may draw a card. Flavor: "Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four? Pay me my money!" - Basher Tarr They Are Multiplying UU A meme of squidward looking at four spongebobs, his eyes bulging comically. It has meme-like text of the words "they are multiplying" top and bottom with different hard to read text behind it. Enchantment They are Multiplying enters play tapped. Whenever a creature you control enters the graveyard, create a 2/2 blue sponge creature token with Vigilance. UU, tap: create a 2/2 blue sponge creature token with vigilance. Flavor: "Oh please be quiet SpongbOHMYGOD-How ... how many of you are there?" - Squidward Grand Party, UU A picture of Leo from the Great Gatsby where he has the champaign extended, the meme of "I'm celebrating you." Instant Rules: "Tap all creatures. Skip all combat steps this turn. Both players draw cards until their hand count is seven." Flavor: "Cheers, old sport. This one's for you. Welcome to the party." - Gatsby Polite Cat, 1 U An internet meme image of a very polite cat Creature - Cat Rules: Defender. If Polite Cat would deal or be dealt damage, prevent it. Flavor: "I'm sorry, but we don't allow pets ... OK, well, I'll make an exception because he looks very polite."
December 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
I love it when the game turns into borderline complete nonsense.

Part of me wants to make it do the Deadpool thing where it switches the rule text of the cards but I think this works.
Ridiculous Plot Twist, B The image is the scene in Face/Off when Travolta shows Nick Cage they have effectively swapped lives and Travolta has Nick's wedding ring on. Enchantment 3: Activate this only as a sorcery. Gain control of target creature. Target opponent gains control of target creature you control. Any player may pay 3 and activate this effect as if they controlled Ridiculous Plot Twist
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Sorry, but my cat says no.

#Grumpycat #Magic #MtG #MagictheGathering
Grumpy Cat, U A picture of Grumpy Cat Creature - Cat Defender 2 U, Tap: Counter target spell or ability. It's controller draws a card. "I tried being bright and cheery once. It was awful." - Marvin 0/2
December 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Still can't tell if this is the dumbest thing I've ever made or inspired in a twisted way but it's fun to play. And to play against.

"Ok well after all of that I play 'I will fucking kill you'" is good for a surprising number of laughs.

#magic #MtG #Deadpool #MagictheGathering
I will fucking kill you. 1 R R The image is Deadpool pointing a gun at you, with the gun breaking out of the image box. Instant. Your life total becomes what it was at the beginning of the turn. "That doesn't count. Bullshit. I call redo. Why? Because I will fucking shoot you in your cock hole. Yes, you sitting there reading this." - Deadpool
December 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
magicalwtf.bsky.social
To quote every eleven year old who watched any part of that fight after on YouTube: "good, fuck Jake Paul. That guy sucks."

#Magic #MagictheGathering #MtG #Custom
Karma, 3WW An image of Jake Paul right as his jaw is breaking from a hard punch. Instant Karma deals X damage to all tapped creatures you don't control, where X is the total number of tapped creatures. You gain X life. "Ay yo, it's ya boy Jake Paul, out here getting y'all ready for White Boy Summer ..." - Jake, Jaw of Glass
December 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM