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🍹Simone Turkington 🪄
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Former child magician. Now an adult magician. Ravenclaw. Supergrass fan. 60s tiki girl 🌴. Old Fashioned drinker. 🥃 Booking holiday gigs...NOW! magicalsimone.com
Nine years of this fucking sock puppetry.
January 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
STOP! Those opposing Trump couldn't even successfully run with, what should have been the iron-clad angle of "the man cited an insurrection and tried to overturn an election". No one remembers important shit. Enough with these moronic predictions. We are already beyond reasoned, ethical approaches.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
This is exactly the kind of thing people voted for last month. Have at it, Joe! Let's all do whatever we want!
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I think my subscription just renewed but this garbage is losing me.
December 2, 2024 at 5:26 AM
We are so beyond taking the high road. I don't give a shit what happens to Hunter, but when the electorate said "Fuck it!" and elected the man who has repeatedly spat in the face of Democracy, why shouldn't the outgoing President do this? Have at it, Joe. This article is garbage.
December 2, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Someone should tell the media who keeps calling it a mandate and a landslide. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I just fucking can't with these assholes.
November 27, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Is this from...another dimension?
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 AM
That's fine. I was just making a case before they added a little AI helper to help me come up with posts that I accidentally tap all the time because it's right fucking there in the field.
November 27, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Option to completely disable AI? I am so sick of it being pushed on me in every single app! I don't need help to think of DMs to people! I'm a good writer and my brain still works. I feel like I'm being offered a wheelchair every time I get off the couch. I want AI to fuck off! Thank you! ❤️
November 27, 2024 at 3:19 AM
The insurance companies might try to fight saying this is a huge cost, but when when I went to tell my Aussie friend Ozempic was $1k a month out-of-pocket in the US, I only got as far as "It's so expensive..." and she said "I know! I'm paying $147 (AUD) a month!" 🤦🏻‍♀️ It's made here. Fuck this gouging.
November 26, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Or just the definition of "higher" and "lower".
November 25, 2024 at 3:02 AM
If there was ever a time to take Pascal's Wager, it is now.
November 24, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I only knew 17 so I guess I'm 53. 😂
November 21, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I've been yelling about this for the last two weeks (AND BEFORE) so it's actually more maddening to see this awakening now (too fucking late) than if you never had it. I'm mad at all of the media for this, BTW.
November 19, 2024 at 7:22 AM
TOO LATE. If they'd done this for the last four years we wouldn't be in this mess!
November 19, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Shit, if only you'd realised this right after Jan 6 we might not be in the shit we're in now. The number 1 disqualifier to be President and the media let it get lost in the cacaphony. Good job, guys. #toolittletoolate
November 19, 2024 at 7:17 AM
What was your comment?!
November 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Your points on AI are fantastic and I don't disagree with you about woke mobs, but ALL ISSUES on both sides should be set aside until our democracy is secured. We don't get behind someone who tried to overturn our election when he lost. Democracy should be our priority. Did you forget? 🤦🏻‍♀️
November 16, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I thought that pic was photoshopped. Like a quick, crappy job someone does for a meme.
November 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Fuck no.
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 AM