Do they mean the ulcer he developed before being assured he would face no consequences whatsoever?

We Minnesotans can skate. Let’s go.

Buckets and buckets of Nazi jizz.

Well, crap. We bought an extra one last year, thinking we'd make it sometime over the next 12 months. We never did, so I'm grateful to have it for this Thanksgiving. Let me know how Isa's faux turki roast turns out if you make it.

Puh-leeeeze.

Damn, I thought I'd cracked the case!

I thought so, too, until my 2001 Audi A4 5-speed was stolen 3 weeks ago. Found totaled, which tells me the thief had no idea how to drive it, but went for it anyway. And now I have to replace it with an effing automatic. 😭

I look forward to hearing your primary concession speech.

When it does, Donald’ll get suckered into paying for it.

Please make this photo go viral!

I feel stupid now for hoping they would boo until every last one of them got removed.

I thought Easy Reader was cooler than the Fonz. Thank you for making me feel proud to love reading so much.