We went to a holiday party. I think the theme was "strut your slut", so we did. 2024 did not have a boring end! @expatchris.bsky.social
#seventyone #crushedvelevet
#cocktailparty #leatherandlace

This is exactly what my ass looks like after a brief hospital stay. @Ginja-McGee arranged for me to take a tumble in front of a moving car. We are both OK, well, except for my ass.
#notastuntwoman #donttouchmybutt #didnotstickthelanding

Exactly this

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/24/o...

Optimist: The cup is half full.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.

Project Manager: Why are there 2 people on the 1/2 cup task?

ScrumMaster: How much of the cup contents was consumed today? How much do you plan to consume tomorrow? Do you need help with that consumption?

I had to withhold the impulse to squirt on a brown sauce smile. Or, to add a brassiere...well, couldn’t resist THAT!
#yeschef #eggsovereasy #foodart

Happy to be on #bluesky
I'm...
💍 Partner to Chris
🖌 Artist #WabiSabiEstudio
🐶 Momma to #Ginja-McGee
🇮🇪 Irish citizen
🇵🇹 Portugal resident (former American)
🎭 Improv actor
💥 Faisca fire-station renovator
🔥 Chamazinha Gallery catalyst
#Portugal #artist #fixerupper #firestation #artgallery #improv