And just in time to buy people holiday presents!

Don’t write for them. Write for the people in literal suburbia who need erotic stories to escape into.

Characteristically hilarious. What a great day.

Also anyone remembering Quincy exists. Love that cowboy

Don’t know why I wrote “slam” instead of “also”.
I’m ALSO down for pretty much any pairing from this novel as long as people admit that Mina and Lucy were making out every single day

Mina is holding it together and also saving us from having to read re-exposition

I believe Arthur and Quincy have fucked but are not currently. Is that slam your thought?

I’m gonna cry just thinking about it

Don’t tell me what to do

This is the sweetest most beautiful thing!

I do appreciate the efficiency of New York communication

I’ll vote extra hard for you

I had the same issue when I moved here thinking people were being passive aggressive when they’re just being up front

It’s more that some topics get you more impassioned and thus louder and more pointed. Which is intimidating to west coasters like me because culturally we read it as being angry. To be clear: this is a me problem. Ten years ago I was MUCH more intimidated by New Yorkers.

4-6 depending on the topic

It’s all about Aunt Gladys

The bathrooms have buttons that make different noises happen. One is just screams.