Maggie McMuffin
maggiemcmuffin.bsky.social
Maggie McMuffin
@maggiemcmuffin.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
As someone who will always wonder WHAT ABOUT THE CAT I found this a very satisfying read

Way to go @bitterkarella.bsky.social I’d follow you into a bad trip anytime
October 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Drag queens won’t make your children gay but the Wicked promotional cereal will
September 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m just a girl, standing in line for the Pulp concert, reading the Lesbian Masterdoc to pass the time
September 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The package arrived cleanly slashed and so did the book. I’m not complaining because I got it after coming home from an immersive show and thought this was a bit 😂 And I get to read it! Congrats on the book @bitterkarella.bsky.social
September 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Beans
August 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If you enjoyed Aunt Gladys then I highly suggest you go meet Aunt Martha from Sleepaway Camp
August 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The third edition of my body horror show, Such Sights, was magical. Being in a room full of sickos who understand the flesh is all I want to do.

Also I was a very cute Elvira.
July 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Today while Bally-maiding I spotted a melodica poking out of a guy’s pocket. It was vintage too. I jokingly asked for a song and he played me The Godfather Theme.

Nowhere is as magical as Coney Island
July 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Mermaiding on the Coney Island Bally stage all day!
July 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Today was not a good day for me personally and I don’t know why I thought the internet would make me feel better. Here is a cat.
June 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Two American friends are brought closer together during a European vacation.
June 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The asphalt fae tried to trick me this morning but I was not fooled. Stepped right around their tricksy circle
May 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My current self to my 21 year old self
May 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy is back which means my bisexual ass is once again surrounded by hot voices coming out of colorful aliens.
Top honors go to Sam Smith as Dr Azel. I’m not typically attracted to spiders, cartoons, or their music but somehow Azel does it for me
May 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Finally watched Your Monster and we need to be putting Laura on more image boards and Good For Her lists
May 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Well, first of all, through brattiness all things are possible
May 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Love that I saw The Ugly Stepsister and am getting needles jabbed in my face the same weekend. Living that body horror life
May 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I read about sad things here and on the other socials but I’ve inadvertently decided to only post happy things here. It’s my light app.

Anyway here’s my cat enjoying the sun
April 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m gorgeous
April 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Every year this arrives in my memories and every year I struggle to remember a single thing about this book I apparently loved.
April 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I really wanna get a super girly redesign of the human centipede diagram tattooed on me but I know the second I do something about the creator is gonna come out.
April 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I was so close to David Cronenberg and I might cry about it. I didn’t realize how much his movies meant to me until we were in the same room and internally I was like a teen during Beatlemania.
April 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I like Margot Robbie and think she’s immensely talented but everyone saying she’s too old (as if 30-somethings don’t play teens all the time and Elordi isn’t older than Heathcliff) had me thinking what age appropriate actress would have been better.
I landed on Sophie Nélisse
April 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Yet another “I shoulda taken more pictures” weekend. Two days of clown babes performing for people selling bones and bugs.
April 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM