Maggie Wiggin
@maggie162.bsky.social
You can’t hurt me, I root for the Mets
Amateur on the part of the teacher who should have several (one might even say 6-7) math-related responses ready by this point.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Amateur on the part of the teacher who should have several (one might even say 6-7) math-related responses ready by this point.
They are so fucking weird!
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
They are so fucking weird!
Look, maybe it’s my rage bubbling over, but this feels like a winning idea
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Look, maybe it’s my rage bubbling over, but this feels like a winning idea
And he looks significantly happier than I’ve ever seen him in a baseball uniform
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
And he looks significantly happier than I’ve ever seen him in a baseball uniform
Not enough food on the planet but your seat in heaven is 100% booked 😂
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Not enough food on the planet but your seat in heaven is 100% booked 😂
Gotta launch this 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Gotta launch this 😂
And the asks are SO gross and manipulative
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
And the asks are SO gross and manipulative
No way, the Flask guy is on here? Omg, I need to tell my kids. They’re witnessing history!
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
No way, the Flask guy is on here? Omg, I need to tell my kids. They’re witnessing history!
He misses his friends but hopefully not for long 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He misses his friends but hopefully not for long 🥲
And if you wonder why a doctors visit is so expensive, mine has now been working on this for two hours. A cheap generic I’ve used for 15 years. It’s a grotesque joke and if there’s a hell, Brian Thompson’s ass is roasting in it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
And if you wonder why a doctors visit is so expensive, mine has now been working on this for two hours. A cheap generic I’ve used for 15 years. It’s a grotesque joke and if there’s a hell, Brian Thompson’s ass is roasting in it.
I saw a rat on the sidewalk yesterday so they should get rid of sidewalks.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I saw a rat on the sidewalk yesterday so they should get rid of sidewalks.
CHOTINER: which question felt like a trick?
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
CHOTINER: which question felt like a trick?
Well she’d be more objective so I’ll take her word for it
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Well she’d be more objective so I’ll take her word for it
It’s okay, it’s definitely a flaw 😂
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It’s okay, it’s definitely a flaw 😂
Hope he dies mad about it
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Hope he dies mad about it