Magali Peaches
@magalipeaches.bsky.social
My tummy hurts and I want to be at the ocean
Small things that make me wanna stuff rocks in my pockets and walk into the sea: Waiting to be called up and I mistook someone with an accent saying "Colin" as my own name.
July 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Small things that make me wanna stuff rocks in my pockets and walk into the sea: Waiting to be called up and I mistook someone with an accent saying "Colin" as my own name.
But when I do it, it's "You have to forgive your betrayers"
NO! 🖕
NO! 🖕
July 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
But when I do it, it's "You have to forgive your betrayers"
NO! 🖕
NO! 🖕
I don't talk to my coworkers at all, but one told her Alexa to play Coldplay and we all started giggling. We all just knew. 😂
July 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don't talk to my coworkers at all, but one told her Alexa to play Coldplay and we all started giggling. We all just knew. 😂
In case my profile ever gets snooped on, I still wish ill on Aaron, Celeste, Brie, & Knighthawk. Anything bad that happens to them was manifested by me. Abusers & their defenders can perish. Hater until I die, fr 🖕🖕
July 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
In case my profile ever gets snooped on, I still wish ill on Aaron, Celeste, Brie, & Knighthawk. Anything bad that happens to them was manifested by me. Abusers & their defenders can perish. Hater until I die, fr 🖕🖕
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What’re we doing here? Like forreal, what is the end goal of all this. The uncertainty, the sunk money, the brain drain. The sheer lack of regard for people while chasing constant growth. This is so foul.
July 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
What’re we doing here? Like forreal, what is the end goal of all this. The uncertainty, the sunk money, the brain drain. The sheer lack of regard for people while chasing constant growth. This is so foul.
Taco Bell getting rid of their high protein chicken nuggets and replacing them with2 shitty "tenders" is so diabolical. We can never have any joy.
June 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Taco Bell getting rid of their high protein chicken nuggets and replacing them with2 shitty "tenders" is so diabolical. We can never have any joy.
My phone overheated because I dared to play Spotify & take photos at the same time and in 2 hrs it dropped 35% lmao. I didn't even use it that much! Is my phone about to explode soon??
June 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My phone overheated because I dared to play Spotify & take photos at the same time and in 2 hrs it dropped 35% lmao. I didn't even use it that much! Is my phone about to explode soon??
Eating a full breakfast and being hungry by 9:20am at work is a SCAM!!!
June 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Eating a full breakfast and being hungry by 9:20am at work is a SCAM!!!
I love waking up constantly in the night and never having a solid night's sleep. I love never being able to stay asleep!
June 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I love waking up constantly in the night and never having a solid night's sleep. I love never being able to stay asleep!
Yup 👍
June 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Yup 👍
Briana Negron being a Trump Supporter (or at least is completely ok with being around Trump supporters) makes her attitude make wayyyy more sense actually.
May 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Briana Negron being a Trump Supporter (or at least is completely ok with being around Trump supporters) makes her attitude make wayyyy more sense actually.
Me realizing I need 2 jobs
May 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Me realizing I need 2 jobs
No more night classes which means I never have to smell another man's farts and cigarette smoke. I no longer have to hear dorks talk about right wing topics every chance they get because they have nothing else to talk about (they have no friends, I'll bet on it)
May 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
No more night classes which means I never have to smell another man's farts and cigarette smoke. I no longer have to hear dorks talk about right wing topics every chance they get because they have nothing else to talk about (they have no friends, I'll bet on it)
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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
Neighbor's cat that visits us daily upgraded his hunting game and left us a dead rabbit to find. Oh joy....
May 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Neighbor's cat that visits us daily upgraded his hunting game and left us a dead rabbit to find. Oh joy....
Final weeks of the semester is when someone in here decided to smell really stinky for every class
May 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Final weeks of the semester is when someone in here decided to smell really stinky for every class
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I'd had enough of the armchair debate about whether 100 guys could take down a gorilla, so I went to the experts. Here is what actual primatologists and wildlife conservationists (including @nakedprimate.bsky.social and @marspidermonkey.bsky.social) said when I wasted their time with this question:
Could 100 Men Beat a Gorilla in a Fight? Here's What Primatologists Say
Primatologists weigh in on the debate that has ignited the internet: Could 100 humans beat a single silverback gorilla in physical combat?
www.rollingstone.com
April 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'd had enough of the armchair debate about whether 100 guys could take down a gorilla, so I went to the experts. Here is what actual primatologists and wildlife conservationists (including @nakedprimate.bsky.social and @marspidermonkey.bsky.social) said when I wasted their time with this question:
My cousin apparently told my mom "I can't come to Magali's wedding".... Bitch, you weren't even invited. Stop pretending like you were LMAO
April 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My cousin apparently told my mom "I can't come to Magali's wedding".... Bitch, you weren't even invited. Stop pretending like you were LMAO
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Sometimes I still feel like a little girl, scared to do something wrong. Even after everything I’ve built, I forget my own worth. This is me remembering — and maybe it helps you remember too.
#StopShrinking #TakeUpSpace #SelfWorth #NeurodivergentWomen #HealingInPublic #SpeakYourTruth #YouBelongHere
#StopShrinking #TakeUpSpace #SelfWorth #NeurodivergentWomen #HealingInPublic #SpeakYourTruth #YouBelongHere
April 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Sometimes I still feel like a little girl, scared to do something wrong. Even after everything I’ve built, I forget my own worth. This is me remembering — and maybe it helps you remember too.
#StopShrinking #TakeUpSpace #SelfWorth #NeurodivergentWomen #HealingInPublic #SpeakYourTruth #YouBelongHere
#StopShrinking #TakeUpSpace #SelfWorth #NeurodivergentWomen #HealingInPublic #SpeakYourTruth #YouBelongHere
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I have migraine, want alcohol
April 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I have migraine, want alcohol
I was talking to some online friends about some chats my dumb pompous bitch of an uncle once had with me & one friend simply responded with this image. IYKYK Lmaooooo
April 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I was talking to some online friends about some chats my dumb pompous bitch of an uncle once had with me & one friend simply responded with this image. IYKYK Lmaooooo
If I talk too much, I start coughing, so then I have to stop trying to talk. And yeah that's due to laryngitis, but what if it started happening to everyone who's never been told to stfu?? The world would be a better place.
April 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
If I talk too much, I start coughing, so then I have to stop trying to talk. And yeah that's due to laryngitis, but what if it started happening to everyone who's never been told to stfu?? The world would be a better place.
"hubby and I have been wanting to move to NZ for a few years now"
Weirdos: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE AMERICA?!
Weirdos: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE AMERICA?!
March 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"hubby and I have been wanting to move to NZ for a few years now"
Weirdos: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE AMERICA?!
Weirdos: WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE AMERICA?!
Sleepy girl with migraine syndrome
March 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sleepy girl with migraine syndrome