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This is just more proof of how smart MAGA ducks are 😅
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If the MAGA duck doesn't drink, then why is he always drunk? 😅
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Just another MAGA duck with his MAGA brain 😅
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
MAGA ducks doing MAGA things, unfortunately.
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The money duck didn't go to money school 😅
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Not surprised, as Teslas are literally the most annoying and uncomfortable vehicles to drive. I wouldn't want a Tesla if they were $5,000 new. Ever tried to adjust the A/C vents in a Tesla? Good luck with that 😅
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
We shouldn't be surprised that Trump and the MAGA ducks are having a hard time managing our complex economy. After all, Trump couldn't even manage a mail order steak company or an online "university" successfully. What will they do when inflation and unemployment *both* go higher? 😅
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It really shouldn't be a surprise that Trump and Epstein were not only good friends, but also enjoyed many similar "hobbies" together. Their Match-dot-com profiles are almost identical. 😅
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
By "America First" the MAGA duck really meant "Trump First" - anyone who thinks he really meant "America First" is just another sad duck. 😅
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
China, in 3 years: "What's a Tesla?" 😅
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Is this what happens when MAGA ducks promise to lower grocery prices? 😅
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
LOL, evidence that robots are smarter than ducks. Especially MAGA ducks. 😅
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Wait, wasn't MAGA anti-mask not too long ago? And now they are 100% pro-mask? 🤡

Yet another MAGA flip-flop? 😅
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Interestingly, not too long ago MAGA was anti-mask. And now, they seem to be 100% pro-mask? LOL 😅
October 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Also, why are ICE agents masked - if they are performing their duties legally and constitutionally? What's even more confusing, is that MAGA was anti-mask not too long ago, and now they seem to be fully pro-mask? 😅
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Not surprising, just MAGA ducks doing MAGA duck things. 😅
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wow, it's actually pretty hard to find something to say that's dumber than this. But, this has become the norm for the MAGA clowns. 😅
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Unfortunately, it's not surprising to see such juvenile, clown-like behavior from the orange duck. 🤡
October 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM