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Official MAGA Duck Report (TM) account.

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The October MAGA Duck Report is delayed due to the gov shutdown, Sept's inflation and other $ data is unavailable. So, we'll post this update instead:

Want to understand MAGA's values? George Santos represents them well: Convicted of fraud, identity theft, and other crimes and commuted by Trump 🤡
October 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
No one should be surprised by this. This is what happens when an orange duck clown is president. 🤡

#MAGA #GOP #Trump
August 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If true, this wouldn't be surprising, given RFK Jr.'s rejection of reliable medical science in favor of junk science. 😅

#CDC #RFKJR #MAHA
June 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The Trump tariffs have likely already caused long-term damage to the U.S. economy and may lead to higher inflation and increased unemployment. Unemployment = layoffs and "tough" (😅) decisions around "who" (🤡) gets impacted by layoffs...
April 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Do anti-DEI polices apply to political affiliation? Asking for a friend 😉
April 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Asking for a friend... 😉
April 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey ChatGPT: If Trump steers the U.S. into a recession that leads to layoffs in the private sector, can companies perform layoffs that mostly impact registered Republicans, since they directly contributed to the recession by voting for Trump? Asking for a friend 😉
April 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If China continues to halt/restrict strategic exports to the U.S., this will contribute to higher inflation, higher unemployment, and ultimately along with the rest of the Trump tariffs, this could result in a significant recession.

Welcome to duck-o-nomics 😅

#Trump #MAGA #GOP #NoThanks
April 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Eggs still going up, hitting all-time highs! 😅
April 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Eggs, still going the wrong way. Sad, so sad. 😅

We're tracking eggs and 18 Trump campaign promises that impact your wallet at the MAGA Duck Report:

👉 magaduckreport.com (updated at least monthly)

Eggs, Rent, Inflation, MAGA
April 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
LOL, don't you hate it when actual data disagrees with you? Here's the BLS chart for a dozen eggs. Chicken eggs, not duck eggs. 😅

www.bls.gov/charts/consu...
April 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Some basic stock chart work shows that the market could crash 50% due to Trump's reckless and incompetent stewardship of the economy:

📉 Dow: ~20,000
📉 S&P 500: ~2,800
📉 Nasdaq: ~8,000

Welcome to duck-o-nomics 🤡
April 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Clown vs Clown 🤡🤡

From: drudgereport.com
April 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
All red and massive declines. America's wealth is quickly evaporating and it's 100% Trump's doing.

At least the MAGA duck can't blame the market crash on DEI 😅

#Trump #MAGA #DumpTrump #Incompetence
April 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Is this what Trump meant by prosperity and the next economic supercycle? 😅

#Trump #MAGA #GOP #DumpTrump #TrumpSlump
March 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tesla's stock has lost almost half its value since its post-election high. Musk's support of Trump & the chaos he's causing through DOGE have likely caused permanent damage to Tesla's brand, especially since most Tesla customers lean blue & support clean energy—unlike Trump. 📉
March 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tesla stock has cratered 40% from its post-election high. Did Musk not realize that the majority of Tesla's customers *were* blue-leaning, clean-energy supporters, while most Trump voters don't want EVs? Maybe aligning with a pro-oil, anti-clean-energy duck wasn’t the best business decision. 😅
February 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
How long before Musk realizes that upsetting half the population and supporting a pro-oil, anti-clean energy duck isn't good for business? Tesla stock is down 23% since Jan 10 and down 38% from its high. If only Trump could drive down the price of eggs like he's driving down the price of TSLA. 😅
February 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM