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The worst part about leaving the Midwest is no one serves ranch with pizza
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The worst part about leaving the Midwest is no one serves ranch with pizza
I bought a blackberry priv and am using it as a dumb phone lmao
Okay the things I would do for a modernized blackberry torch. I want phones with keyboards again dammit
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I bought a blackberry priv and am using it as a dumb phone lmao
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Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...
August 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips theonion.com/scienti...
Okay the things I would do for a modernized blackberry torch. I want phones with keyboards again dammit
April 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Okay the things I would do for a modernized blackberry torch. I want phones with keyboards again dammit
One of my coworkers said he can’t come in tomorrow bc his hair is gonna get frizzy and unmanageable in the rain. He’s fully bald y’all
March 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One of my coworkers said he can’t come in tomorrow bc his hair is gonna get frizzy and unmanageable in the rain. He’s fully bald y’all
Sometimes I remember I speak French and am shook by it lol it’s been 10 years since I’ve needed it and it’s so rusty
March 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sometimes I remember I speak French and am shook by it lol it’s been 10 years since I’ve needed it and it’s so rusty
Actually fully making 25 brackets this year. I’ve never done it before but it’s fun lol
March 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Actually fully making 25 brackets this year. I’ve never done it before but it’s fun lol
The ending of that Michigan state game is gonna fuel my dreams for years
February 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The ending of that Michigan state game is gonna fuel my dreams for years
Ok but why don’t we talk about how cheap Taco Bell is??? I can still get dinner there for under $5 and it hits every time
February 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ok but why don’t we talk about how cheap Taco Bell is??? I can still get dinner there for under $5 and it hits every time
What’s worse? The fact that I glued my hands together or the fact that when I called my husband and told him I had a crafting accident, that was his first guess?
January 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What’s worse? The fact that I glued my hands together or the fact that when I called my husband and told him I had a crafting accident, that was his first guess?
Me 🤝🏻 walking into work late with an iced coffee and a bagel
January 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Me 🤝🏻 walking into work late with an iced coffee and a bagel
Me n my giant tub of Vicks vaporub. All winter long baby
January 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Me n my giant tub of Vicks vaporub. All winter long baby
WVU v Kansas was a fantastic watch. Love an underdog W
December 31, 2024 at 9:13 PM
WVU v Kansas was a fantastic watch. Love an underdog W
I told my brother I’d read 70 books this year and he asked how many were audiobooks… I was like idk maybe 20 and then he told me they don’t count at reading. Then he said with a straight face he read one book this year lmao
December 28, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I told my brother I’d read 70 books this year and he asked how many were audiobooks… I was like idk maybe 20 and then he told me they don’t count at reading. Then he said with a straight face he read one book this year lmao
God I loveeeee my birthday week what a great excuse to eat cheesecake literally every day
December 13, 2024 at 3:12 AM
God I loveeeee my birthday week what a great excuse to eat cheesecake literally every day
Fuming that UConn is still ranked and Michigan State isn’t. This has nothing to do with the fact I went to MSU and my little brother went to UConn, I’m totally objective
December 2, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Fuming that UConn is still ranked and Michigan State isn’t. This has nothing to do with the fact I went to MSU and my little brother went to UConn, I’m totally objective
The reffing at the Maui invitational has been so painful to watch
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
The reffing at the Maui invitational has been so painful to watch
My cousin said “what, you’re going to let a little snow get in the way of your run?” So I got out there with some guidance from @coachbennett.bsky.social
November 25, 2024 at 4:33 PM
My cousin said “what, you’re going to let a little snow get in the way of your run?” So I got out there with some guidance from @coachbennett.bsky.social
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Holy shit what a game for Baylor and St John’s. Def just disturbed my neighbors screaming at the buzzer
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Holy shit what a game for Baylor and St John’s. Def just disturbed my neighbors screaming at the buzzer
This Baylor v. St John’s just scratches the itch in my brain. St John’s ball movement, that block at the end of the first half 🤌🏻
November 22, 2024 at 1:20 AM
This Baylor v. St John’s just scratches the itch in my brain. St John’s ball movement, that block at the end of the first half 🤌🏻