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maetthew
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if you’re reading this call me and tell me every single thought you’ve ever had about me
“evil twink” is a term made up by straight women so they can call their ex boyfriends faggots online without getting in trouble
March 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i’m gonna gain a lot of weight and die
February 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
this is where i live
February 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
February 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
good things happen to those who are chill
February 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
February 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
February 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
gonna be honest with you @ouuuhohg.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo i haven’t been coming up with that many ideas
February 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
i’ve eaten more crunchwraps than you could ever afford
February 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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white people dont say trolling anymore they say "ragebaiting"
January 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
optical illusions are stupid. i know what you really are.
January 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
just remembered everything is real. fuck.
January 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
it warms my heart every time i remember that part of my tax money funds tiny desk concerts
January 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
1 year ago today when i had to stop streaming bc my dad was in the hospital and i couldn’t stop thinking about streaming again bc the clock looked like a speedrun timer
January 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
only loser chuds verify their email
January 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
shelby and i have a podcast but we don’t release it, just got a bunch of voice memos
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
last night i smelled subway but i didn’t get it because i was going to chilis later
ignore your temptations and soon you will be rewarded
January 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
ignore your temptations and soon you will be rewarded
January 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
shoutout to candy. i fucking love candy
January 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
i like bluesky but it’s kinda weird feeling like the new kid who hasn’t found their circle yet
January 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
men who go over the top defending women online are usually the ones who treat them like shit when nobody’s looking
January 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
January 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
joe biden is back but they are still the opposite of in order
January 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
this looks enough like me that one time i genuinely thought it was a picture of me someone edited
January 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM