Phoenix-Pterodactyl
@maestrowolf.bsky.social
Occasional writer • Union Steward and Organizer • Sapio • The Vicarious Imagination • Defender of Democracy • Fugue State Alumnus
As the President of the United States takes pride in violating the Geneva Conventions
January 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
As the President of the United States takes pride in violating the Geneva Conventions
So, to be clear, the rocket explodes on the launchpad killing all aboard, and I have just a few seconds to assemble my s’mores?
September 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So, to be clear, the rocket explodes on the launchpad killing all aboard, and I have just a few seconds to assemble my s’mores?
The Trump death toll mounts
July 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Trump death toll mounts
My future boss telling me I’ve been made redundant
January 1, 2024 at 9:25 PM
My future boss telling me I’ve been made redundant
For when the beavers also carry assault rifles, apparently. 🦫
December 31, 2023 at 6:14 PM
For when the beavers also carry assault rifles, apparently. 🦫