Maen Maen Maen
@maenherself.bsky.social
You should be over 18 to follow me.
She/her & it/its. Millennial but age regressed. Disciple of my own cult. Chef, writer, slur-enjoyer, hypno-haver. Trauma recovery specialist.
She/her & it/its. Millennial but age regressed. Disciple of my own cult. Chef, writer, slur-enjoyer, hypno-haver. Trauma recovery specialist.
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Maen Maen Maen
@maenherself.bsky.social
· Nov 30
Get ready for me to start posting a lot about inverts, fish, algae, and biofilm. I've started looking up a lot on shrimp and fish breeding. Turns out when you keep shrimp as a pet, the shrimp become an accessory. The water is your new pet lmao
UNATTENDED NOUNS WILL BE ADDED TO MY TITLES
August 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
UNATTENDED NOUNS WILL BE ADDED TO MY TITLES
I think i have a secret super power that nothing will ever happen. Like I can say or do pretty much anything, and nothing significant will ever come of it. I can cuss people out, I can swear my undying loyalty, I can sit motionless for days. Nothing will ever come of it, it's incredible.
August 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I think i have a secret super power that nothing will ever happen. Like I can say or do pretty much anything, and nothing significant will ever come of it. I can cuss people out, I can swear my undying loyalty, I can sit motionless for days. Nothing will ever come of it, it's incredible.
Idk if having a social media account makes much sense for me? Like, does anyone actually care if I have anything to say?
August 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Idk if having a social media account makes much sense for me? Like, does anyone actually care if I have anything to say?
Testosterone was made a felony to protect Baseball, but I don't think they went far enough. All baseball players should be put on antiandrogens, and professionals should get an orchi. I want boymoders and eunichs on the diamond. I will pay attention to baseball again if this happens.
July 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Testosterone was made a felony to protect Baseball, but I don't think they went far enough. All baseball players should be put on antiandrogens, and professionals should get an orchi. I want boymoders and eunichs on the diamond. I will pay attention to baseball again if this happens.
"Hey, I think it's weird that you... ah, evermind"
No wait what were you- did you say evermind? Nevermind?
"Oh actually I want you to be worrying about this one."
No wait what were you- did you say evermind? Nevermind?
"Oh actually I want you to be worrying about this one."
July 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Hey, I think it's weird that you... ah, evermind"
No wait what were you- did you say evermind? Nevermind?
"Oh actually I want you to be worrying about this one."
No wait what were you- did you say evermind? Nevermind?
"Oh actually I want you to be worrying about this one."
I give you permission.
July 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I give you permission.
You live in the powerful and wealthy city of 🅱️omelas and on your 18th birthday they take you under the city and explain, "we get all of our wealth and power from this machine, but... we have no idea how it works."
Would you still live there?
Would you still live there?
July 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You live in the powerful and wealthy city of 🅱️omelas and on your 18th birthday they take you under the city and explain, "we get all of our wealth and power from this machine, but... we have no idea how it works."
Would you still live there?
Would you still live there?
Fat Girls 🤝 Thin Girls
"I swear it feels like my tiddy is gonna slip out of this dress"
"I swear it feels like my tiddy is gonna slip out of this dress"
July 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Fat Girls 🤝 Thin Girls
"I swear it feels like my tiddy is gonna slip out of this dress"
"I swear it feels like my tiddy is gonna slip out of this dress"
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pilots only rarely cry inside their little armored coffin.
only once all the layers are ripped apart and cables removed from artificial orifices, that's when they're reduced to raw emotions. that's when the spectators thank the generous paramilitary sponsors for the unit conditioning.
only once all the layers are ripped apart and cables removed from artificial orifices, that's when they're reduced to raw emotions. that's when the spectators thank the generous paramilitary sponsors for the unit conditioning.
July 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
pilots only rarely cry inside their little armored coffin.
only once all the layers are ripped apart and cables removed from artificial orifices, that's when they're reduced to raw emotions. that's when the spectators thank the generous paramilitary sponsors for the unit conditioning.
only once all the layers are ripped apart and cables removed from artificial orifices, that's when they're reduced to raw emotions. that's when the spectators thank the generous paramilitary sponsors for the unit conditioning.
Cannibalism is making a lot more sense, really...
July 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Cannibalism is making a lot more sense, really...
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boys will literally have dewlaps
July 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
boys will literally have dewlaps
Me at the bar, about to absolutely fumble it OR play the greatest rizz of my life: I'm gonna rambo-slam your diaphragm~
July 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Me at the bar, about to absolutely fumble it OR play the greatest rizz of my life: I'm gonna rambo-slam your diaphragm~
"I'll just scroll back through June's media history to find the worm tower. June's media page is surely a safe and sensible place."
July 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"I'll just scroll back through June's media history to find the worm tower. June's media page is surely a safe and sensible place."
Normal Person: It's child abuse.
Girl who thinks way too much about horses all the time: Oh you mean antiquated husbandry methods!
Girl who thinks way too much about horses all the time: Oh you mean antiquated husbandry methods!
June 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Normal Person: It's child abuse.
Girl who thinks way too much about horses all the time: Oh you mean antiquated husbandry methods!
Girl who thinks way too much about horses all the time: Oh you mean antiquated husbandry methods!
So basically Boston was a bad idea
June 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So basically Boston was a bad idea
Update: SHE. SO. BIG.
June 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Update: SHE. SO. BIG.
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with the power of plurality it can be all of the above at once and more!!! (said like an infomercial)
June 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
with the power of plurality it can be all of the above at once and more!!! (said like an infomercial)
I wish I was a corydoras I could get knocked up from oral
June 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I wish I was a corydoras I could get knocked up from oral
Any given group of children left unattended for long enough will eventually invent Ham Acting,
June 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Any given group of children left unattended for long enough will eventually invent Ham Acting,
"Hey, that was fun! Can I hit you back??"
June 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Hey, that was fun! Can I hit you back??"
Me: Please recommend me your silliest cannabis.
The girl at the vape store: This one's called Gorilnana. It's sativa.
Me: A fine vintage!
The girl at the vape store: This one's called Gorilnana. It's sativa.
Me: A fine vintage!
June 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me: Please recommend me your silliest cannabis.
The girl at the vape store: This one's called Gorilnana. It's sativa.
Me: A fine vintage!
The girl at the vape store: This one's called Gorilnana. It's sativa.
Me: A fine vintage!
Selfie of a girl out hiking but between gaps in her clothing on her waist and collar you can see a shibari
June 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Selfie of a girl out hiking but between gaps in her clothing on her waist and collar you can see a shibari
Lizardgirl gf but she's a bearded dragon:
Easily excited
Poor eyesight
Needs 3-5 hours a day of anger
Poor hand-eye coordination
hungy
Poor dexterity
Basking in the warm spots
Waves at you a lot (you think it's cute)
got u a egg
Easily excited
Poor eyesight
Needs 3-5 hours a day of anger
Poor hand-eye coordination
hungy
Poor dexterity
Basking in the warm spots
Waves at you a lot (you think it's cute)
got u a egg
June 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Lizardgirl gf but she's a bearded dragon:
Easily excited
Poor eyesight
Needs 3-5 hours a day of anger
Poor hand-eye coordination
hungy
Poor dexterity
Basking in the warm spots
Waves at you a lot (you think it's cute)
got u a egg
Easily excited
Poor eyesight
Needs 3-5 hours a day of anger
Poor hand-eye coordination
hungy
Poor dexterity
Basking in the warm spots
Waves at you a lot (you think it's cute)
got u a egg
Pompous rich girl starting at the floor of the orc blacksmith she's been seeing behind daddy's back: "I simply think, that um, that you're business would benefit. if, it... had my family's name attached tto it. Wou, would you take my name?"
June 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Pompous rich girl starting at the floor of the orc blacksmith she's been seeing behind daddy's back: "I simply think, that um, that you're business would benefit. if, it... had my family's name attached tto it. Wou, would you take my name?"