Maelstrm
@maelstrm.bsky.social
Tattooed pipe/cigar gainer bear just being social. Always have a weak spot for cigar/pipe smoker, heavy beards and big bellies, so if you hit any of the above, say hey.
Outside of that, I'm a man of many hobbies. Gardening, reading, gaming, etc).
Outside of that, I'm a man of many hobbies. Gardening, reading, gaming, etc).
Erection obtained, target acquired.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Erection obtained, target acquired.
Variety provides options :)
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Variety provides options :)
Damn, deal, just so long as I get to lick the pipe smoke off yours.
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Damn, deal, just so long as I get to lick the pipe smoke off yours.
Briar suits you well (not that cigars don't as well). Would happily lick the smoke of either off that belly :).
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Briar suits you well (not that cigars don't as well). Would happily lick the smoke of either off that belly :).
They really are not trying anymore, that's not a name, it's dropping your water bottle on the keyboard.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
They really are not trying anymore, that's not a name, it's dropping your water bottle on the keyboard.
That suck, agree with disengage but also a) Gather evidence, take a screen shot of each account before you block it. b) Once you have a small collection report him to Bluesky and demonstrate the evidence. Hopefully they can block him more effectively.
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
That suck, agree with disengage but also a) Gather evidence, take a screen shot of each account before you block it. b) Once you have a small collection report him to Bluesky and demonstrate the evidence. Hopefully they can block him more effectively.
The uncanny valley is strong.
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The uncanny valley is strong.
It's great, I'm on there all the time.
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's great, I'm on there all the time.
The smell of a pipe/cigar shop always takes me to my happy place.
October 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The smell of a pipe/cigar shop always takes me to my happy place.
The head is too big for the body. Uncanny valley here we come.
September 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The head is too big for the body. Uncanny valley here we come.
Agreed, amazing beard. That said, you know the score is good when hearing it immediately brings you back to the movie. It's rare scores are that memorable and distinctive.
September 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Agreed, amazing beard. That said, you know the score is good when hearing it immediately brings you back to the movie. It's rare scores are that memorable and distinctive.
Wow, hearing that music takes me right back to being a 20s something geek in the movie theatre.
September 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Wow, hearing that music takes me right back to being a 20s something geek in the movie theatre.
Same, always have a great, even draw. JR Cigars has Oliva seconds available right now. Same cigar, just with some minor blemish (honestly I can't find it most of the time) and half the price.
September 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Same, always have a great, even draw. JR Cigars has Oliva seconds available right now. Same cigar, just with some minor blemish (honestly I can't find it most of the time) and half the price.
Problematic. Which not being able to spell correctly is, ironically, problematic.
September 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Problematic. Which not being able to spell correctly is, ironically, problematic.