Maelstrm
maelstrm.bsky.social
Maelstrm
@maelstrm.bsky.social
Tattooed pipe/cigar gainer bear just being social. Always have a weak spot for cigar/pipe smoker, heavy beards and big bellies, so if you hit any of the above, say hey.

Outside of that, I'm a man of many hobbies. Gardening, reading, gaming, etc).
Nice briar!
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
As am I. It’s sexy as hell and thank you for giving us a window in to see it.
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Love a man just enjoying his cigar while wandering his house doing the usual things (Christmas usual at least). Leather is sexy and all that, but smoky real life is amazing.
December 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is there anywhere you can watch it outside of Canada?
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Erection obtained, target acquired.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Variety provides options :)
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Damn, deal, just so long as I get to lick the pipe smoke off yours.
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If I blow smoke on the belly tats, will you lick it off?
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I know I'm supposed to wait till TUE, but apparently I'm also fat today.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Briar suits you well (not that cigars don't as well). Would happily lick the smoke of either off that belly :).
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
They really are not trying anymore, that's not a name, it's dropping your water bottle on the keyboard.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
That suck, agree with disengage but also a) Gather evidence, take a screen shot of each account before you block it. b) Once you have a small collection report him to Bluesky and demonstrate the evidence. Hopefully they can block him more effectively.
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Yes
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Let terror reign
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tummy Tuesday, anyone up for a feeding?
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The uncanny valley is strong.
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Celebrating Tummy Tuesday.
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's great, I'm on there all the time.
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The smell of a pipe/cigar shop always takes me to my happy place.
October 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The head is too big for the body. Uncanny valley here we come.
September 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is so cringe.
September 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Agreed, amazing beard. That said, you know the score is good when hearing it immediately brings you back to the movie. It's rare scores are that memorable and distinctive.
September 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by Maelstrm
Hey Trekkerinos, If you've never heard this before, you should...

Plus Barry is gorgeous with that beard... 🫠
Epilogue / End Title - STAR TREK II : The Wrath of Khan ~ Composed by James Horner // FLUTE COVER //
YouTube video by grizzlyflute
youtu.be
September 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM