Maelstrm
@maelstrm.bsky.social
Tattooed pipe/cigar gainer bear just being social. Always have a weak spot for cigar/pipe smoker, heavy beards and big bellies, so if you hit any of the above, say hey.
Outside of that, I'm a man of many hobbies. Gardening, reading, gaming, etc).
Outside of that, I'm a man of many hobbies. Gardening, reading, gaming, etc).
If I blow smoke on the belly tats, will you lick it off?
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If I blow smoke on the belly tats, will you lick it off?
I know I'm supposed to wait till TUE, but apparently I'm also fat today.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I know I'm supposed to wait till TUE, but apparently I'm also fat today.
Tummy Tuesday, anyone up for a feeding?
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Tummy Tuesday, anyone up for a feeding?
Celebrating Tummy Tuesday.
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Celebrating Tummy Tuesday.
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Hey Trekkerinos, If you've never heard this before, you should...
Plus Barry is gorgeous with that beard... 🫠
Plus Barry is gorgeous with that beard... 🫠
Epilogue / End Title - STAR TREK II : The Wrath of Khan ~ Composed by James Horner // FLUTE COVER //
YouTube video by grizzlyflute
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September 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey Trekkerinos, If you've never heard this before, you should...
Plus Barry is gorgeous with that beard... 🫠
Plus Barry is gorgeous with that beard... 🫠
Austin, TX, I am in you. And it’s kinda wet.
September 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Austin, TX, I am in you. And it’s kinda wet.
Picked a whole crate of Asian Pears (and some normal pears, tomatoes and early apples) for the food bank today. Remember if you have trees producing a ton of fruit, donating it is a great way to help folks and prevent it rotting on the ground.
September 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Picked a whole crate of Asian Pears (and some normal pears, tomatoes and early apples) for the food bank today. Remember if you have trees producing a ton of fruit, donating it is a great way to help folks and prevent it rotting on the ground.
Going to be down in Austin, TX next week. Always fun to meet locals.
September 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Going to be down in Austin, TX next week. Always fun to meet locals.
So more a cigar video, but the belly is there, so kind of #tummytuesday?
August 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So more a cigar video, but the belly is there, so kind of #tummytuesday?
Figs are ripening on the tree and they are huge this year, nearly as large as my hand.
August 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Figs are ripening on the tree and they are huge this year, nearly as large as my hand.
Smoke loading the beard. Wanna kiss it?
July 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Smoke loading the beard. Wanna kiss it?
Just picked 2 boxes of Plums and got them to the local Food Bank. So happy to see them helping folks and not just being eaten by deer. That said, I am covered in Plum juice and spiders, so best no hugs.
July 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Just picked 2 boxes of Plums and got them to the local Food Bank. So happy to see them helping folks and not just being eaten by deer. That said, I am covered in Plum juice and spiders, so best no hugs.
Also cigar pic because I smoke them daily and if you don't like them I'm probably not someone you want to spend time with.
July 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Also cigar pic because I smoke them daily and if you don't like them I'm probably not someone you want to spend time with.
Picture for Tummy TUE. I don't bother blurring my face out because, well, I think folks are going to know who it is....
July 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Picture for Tummy TUE. I don't bother blurring my face out because, well, I think folks are going to know who it is....
Still around, just busy in the yard 'cause ... spring.
June 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Still around, just busy in the yard 'cause ... spring.
Gnome Garden is cleaned up for spring.
April 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Gnome Garden is cleaned up for spring.
Older pic when did the big stach instead of the big beard.
April 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Older pic when did the big stach instead of the big beard.
Snow, in Washington, in late March. Go home nature, you're drunk.
March 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Snow, in Washington, in late March. Go home nature, you're drunk.
Getting heavy, who wants to feed it? #tummytuesday
March 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Getting heavy, who wants to feed it? #tummytuesday
