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Finish this... and you'll earn your life back.

Good luck, Shaman.

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arm the forest critters in your neighborhood to give a new meaning to "Look out for the little guy!" because you really should look out. they have the power now. repent. quickly.

Why do *I* have to be the weird one at the grocery store for skipping around directly to the things i need and collecting them in my little basket. how do you all not know the general layout of a grocery store by now. i am losing my mind and you lack whimsy. return to lollyland and come back to me

What if every time someone sneezed in a public environment, we all stopped what we were doing and stared at them. in complete silence. dead eye stared right through their soul. that would really teach them a lesson i think.

they should have an award at the streamies for the best mono spreader and its the streamer who kissed the most other streamers

Making a post like this puts a timer on your head that ticks down until they get you

You cannot see in absolute dark, and absolute light is blinding:
In this video essay i will explain why Shrek super slam-

The stacked Tiktok handles all on top of each-other letting you know that you are late when others were early and the passage of time is relentless is a lot more horrifying than it gets credit for.

Demons these days get so lazy with hauntings. you came all the way to the mortal plane just to convince me to take my own life? just to spook me? try to make a deal with me? you gotta get waaaaay more creative.

After tasting the gleaming beams of light cascading from a stoner's ramblings at 3 in the morning, how do you return to the darkness of your average discussion?

I think of the bluesky url as "bisky" in my head like i'm giving a biscuit to a reluctant dog

my favorite thing about websites like twitter or bluesky is that people use the platforms to scream their immediate impulses into a fruitless void as a spectacle for all onlookers to enjoy

the victorian peasant child staring at me as i take another bite of my MrBeast chocolate (I am a glutton and a charlatan)

My conscious is clearer than my heart when i say that jeff goldblum will bring an end to our preconceived notions of reality