Remember when Bob Lazar told Art Bell that the aliens held in Area 51 have salmon-like flesh? Obviously, Gordon Ramsay has been called in to cook these delicious aliens for our hedonist oligarchs, and this is what will start the intergalactic war. The aliens will sous vide us all. Just my two cents.

The best description I’ve heard is “like a pensioner at mass”

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Storm Darragh took the roof clean off the shed, which is fine because it was a stupid shed, but not fine because a colony of pipistrelle bats roosted in it, which is why we hadn’t torn it down in the first place. Anyone know the best wind-resistant bat house?