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Maddie
@madzzzzz.bsky.social
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Postgrad in disability studies and social policy.
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How I feel all the time
A laptop screen displaying a Microsoft message board with a post titled “Turn predictive text OFF EVERYWHERE EVERY INSTANCE NEVER TO COME ON AGAIN”
March 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Remember when Bob Lazar told Art Bell that the aliens held in Area 51 have salmon-like flesh? Obviously, Gordon Ramsay has been called in to cook these delicious aliens for our hedonist oligarchs, and this is what will start the intergalactic war. The aliens will sous vide us all. Just my two cents.
January 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I love her so much too, but looking at her puts all bad feelings into you
A wide cat with brown tabby fur on their back and the top of their head, and white fur on their face and front legs. They are lying on their chest on a fuzzy pink pillow with their front arms spread out in front of them
January 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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I love her so, so much. Looking at her removes all bad feelings
A cream and brown Ragdoll cat sitting on a wooden step, in front of a white wall. Her blue eyes are looking past the camera at the photographer
January 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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The best description I’ve heard is “like a pensioner at mass”

[video description: a sealpoint coloured cat taking treats very gently by opening her mouth and letting a hand put the treats directly in]
January 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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My parents were also obsessed with evading gender stereotypes. I begged for an Easy Bake oven all year and got this
A Creepy Crawlers toy oven set out of the box. The box is behind it and has images of baked plastic bugs
December 24, 2024 at 8:11 PM
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iOS wanted to make me a slideshow with these fun photos from a holiday six years ago
A woman wearing a very large light purple gown and hairnet in preparation for surgery. She is sitting on a bed in a hospital A selfie of a smiling woman lying down on a pillow, wearing a hospital gown, with lots of bandages on her neck
December 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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Perfect Sunday
An interior photo in a room with wood floors and a red rug, in afternoon light from a small window. A cream long-haired cat with a brown tail is facing away from the camera. A brown and white long-haired cat is lying on their back on the red rug, exposing their belly, and looking at the other cat
December 15, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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I wish I could text my mean cat who hates humans that I love her and am thinking of her the whole time I’m at work
A large white and brown cat, lying on the floor with their legs in the air and looking at the camera
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 AM
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The Bailey’s Irish Cream advert has launched Bailey into a fever dream where the TV is sending her a message she must listen for
A creamy seal point cat sitting indoors with their back to the camera. The cat is sitting in front of a wooden cabinet with a TV on top and looking up at the TV
December 10, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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This was the nicest adult equivalent to a snow day. Bailey went out to survey the storm damage and was concerned at first, but has decided everything is fine
A creamy seal point cat taking a step in green grass, the cat looks hesitant A creamy seal point cat sitting in green grass. The sun is shining on her face and she is starting to close her eyes A creamy seal point cat sitting in green grass. Her face is turned toward the sun and her eyes are closed A creamy seal point cat sitting in green grass. Her face is turned up towards the sky
December 9, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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No work today, was looking forward to a big lie in
A close up photo of a woman with dark hair’s head in bed. On top of her face a seal point long haired cat is lying down sleeping
December 9, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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Darragh and the shed also took out the Avensis. Luckily it was already extremely fucked up so who cares ha
A close up picture of the back of a dark grey Toyota Avensis. The middle of the trunk is smashed
December 7, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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Storm Darragh took the roof clean off the shed, which is fine because it was a stupid shed, but not fine because a colony of pipistrelle bats roosted in it, which is why we hadn’t torn it down in the first place. Anyone know the best wind-resistant bat house?
December 7, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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I live an extremely blessed life, actually, and should probably stop ever complaining
Outdoors daytime scene. A light cat at the top of a set stairs in the foreground. She has her back turned to the camera and is looking up to her left side with her eyes closed. In front of her is a grass lawn, and at the edge of the lawn is a fence with two cows standing on the other side facing the camera
December 3, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Gregg Turkington wearing a black suit, holding a stack of VHS tapes
December 3, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Unreal
The wrestler Naomi, the image is blurry because she is moving. She is holding a kendo stick and wearing a party hat.
November 30, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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Naomi’s party hat is taking me out
The wrestler Naomi, standing smiling before War Games, wearing a party hat
November 30, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Christ I’ve just noticed the state of my chair at work
A blue upholstered office chair with wheels. On the edge of the seat of the chair there are many tufts of white cat hair
November 27, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Rose’s bed of choice vs Bailey’s bed of choice
A large brown tabby and white cat is lying in the background in a fluffy bed, looking at a long haired grey cat with brown face, ears, and tail, whose eyes are closed, lying on a brown paper bag in the foreground
November 26, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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The energy here is really lovely, no one is even complaining about all the furry posts. Hope it stays that way.
A fluffy seal point cat standing in a pile of shredded cardboard and looking up towards a person whose legs are visible in the photo
November 8, 2024 at 7:16 PM