Mad Santa
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I try to stay woke, officer, but sometimes I nod off.
I'll probably never get to serve on a jury because I'm a public defender. But I've been called. That look when I tell the prosecutor and they realize they're gonna have to burn a peremptory is kinda satisfying.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'll probably never get to serve on a jury because I'm a public defender. But I've been called. That look when I tell the prosecutor and they realize they're gonna have to burn a peremptory is kinda satisfying.
Sandwich Guy beat the wrap!
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sandwich Guy beat the wrap!
What you mean by losing the debate? It's one thing if you mean my friend is more likely to convince third parties that she's right, and quite another if you mean she'll convince me.
October 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What you mean by losing the debate? It's one thing if you mean my friend is more likely to convince third parties that she's right, and quite another if you mean she'll convince me.
Ride of the Valkyries, less for Apocalypse Now than Seven Beauties.
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ride of the Valkyries, less for Apocalypse Now than Seven Beauties.
Passe. I'm already into the really stupid bullshit.
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Passe. I'm already into the really stupid bullshit.
Albuquerque is Blue.
October 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Albuquerque is Blue.
I just tell them I'm from New Mexico and let the Devil take Texas.
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I just tell them I'm from New Mexico and let the Devil take Texas.
I'm still pissed we invaded Iraq instead of blowing up the Moon.
September 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm still pissed we invaded Iraq instead of blowing up the Moon.
A bomb threat at an unnamed politician's residence closed a nearby school.
September 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A bomb threat at an unnamed politician's residence closed a nearby school.
Not sure I could dance and post at the same time anyway.
September 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Not sure I could dance and post at the same time anyway.
You've possibly triggered an angry mob of Missourians. You might be able to distract them by asking how to pronounce the last syllable of "Missourians."
September 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You've possibly triggered an angry mob of Missourians. You might be able to distract them by asking how to pronounce the last syllable of "Missourians."
Like maybe they call it a Freedom Blonde.
September 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Like maybe they call it a Freedom Blonde.
"French Blonde" and "Kansas City sports celebrity steakhouse" is a Venn Diagram with two distinct circles on opposite sides of the page.
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"French Blonde" and "Kansas City sports celebrity steakhouse" is a Venn Diagram with two distinct circles on opposite sides of the page.
That definitely improved my child care!
September 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That definitely improved my child care!
Impeachment would never get the votes but it would very definitely detract from efforts that are electorally doable like expanding SCOTUS.
September 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Impeachment would never get the votes but it would very definitely detract from efforts that are electorally doable like expanding SCOTUS.
Colin Robinson, is that you?
September 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Colin Robinson, is that you?
You can dress them like you usually do and tell them to just say it's Casual Friday!
September 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You can dress them like you usually do and tell them to just say it's Casual Friday!
It's also known as the birthplace of the civil rights movement. With such cross-aisle appropriations support, it's unsinkable!
August 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's also known as the birthplace of the civil rights movement. With such cross-aisle appropriations support, it's unsinkable!