M Adryael Tong, Ph.D.
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M Adryael Tong, Ph.D.
@madryaeltong.bsky.social
Assistant Professor of New Testament and Judaic Studies. HBCU Stan. Theoryhead. Views my own. RT ≠ endorsement.🌹🥢🏳️‍🌈 #FlyEaglesFly #NotMeUs she/היא
The unregulated tech industry is ruining literally everything in society.
March 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
They. Have. No. Freaking. Money.
March 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Your boss has HR.
Your company has lawyers.
Your late capitalist masters want to replace unions with AI.
March 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I hate Valentines Day, and everyone always asks me why — I always explain that it’s because I worked in food service and #iykyk
February 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Y’all. Lemme explain why this matters and isn’t just a nag. The screenshot shared was this one. People who look like me need to know if we need to stay inside and/or carry our passports. We need ACCURATE information so we can plan. In this case, there’s no source so it can’t be verified.
February 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Somehow I’m not surprised. Source: apple.news/Abm481ZaiQom...
February 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Some of the best headline writing I have ever witnessed.
February 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
February 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“Violence is never the answer!”

Praetorian guard, 41CE:
January 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is everything wrong with masculinity. If “a Valentine’s Day gift he will finally love” is a weapon, dump his ass before he dumps your body in a ditch. #dvsurvivor
January 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I am SO ANGRY this @kiehls.bsky.social ad was censored, because if your requirement for women in underwear or bikini bottoms is that they appear prepubescent, then you’re telling women that unless they look like LITTLE GIRLS, they’re not “appropriate”. Gross ass pedophilic society we’ve got here.
January 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m about to get some major heat, but this is how I personally deal with citing Dale Martin. I believe that every single person should figure this out for themselves, and that we really need to reserve far more judgment for the perpetrators themselves rather than those who cite them, but here it is:
January 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Meet my teaching assistants
January 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I didn’t expect this classics shout out!
January 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The art. The artist.
January 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Best present 🎁 under the tree 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Depressing realization of the day: as a tenure track professor, I get paid less than an assistant manager at a gas station…
December 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
She’s holding his paw! 🥰
December 22, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Positive orange vibes for your magnificent gentleman!
December 20, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Guess the movie! 😂
December 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Correct.
December 9, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Video:
December 6, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Does anyone know anyone in NYC looking for housing? I have a bedroom with en-suite full bathroom available in Williamsburg in a place with in unit washer/dryer and dishwasher. $1450 LMK and PLEASE RESKEET!!
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 AM
May you all be blessed with a love affair as fervent as my partner’s cat and the electric blanket.
December 5, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Need more #caturday #catsky posts!!
November 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM