Madretailmonkey
@madretailpanda.bsky.social
Misanthropic and sick of everything. Fuck Poilievre and all his hate.
Dear customers: I do not care that you have money in your account and you can't understand why your debit card's not working. I'm not judging you. Do you really think I want to go back to organizing funko pops? Fuck no. Also I don't really have anywhere to be because I'm already standing in work.
October 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Dear customers: I do not care that you have money in your account and you can't understand why your debit card's not working. I'm not judging you. Do you really think I want to go back to organizing funko pops? Fuck no. Also I don't really have anywhere to be because I'm already standing in work.
How can democrats be soft blue haired sissy pussies who melt down over pronouns but also cold blooded snipers that can peg a man in the neck from 200 feet away?
September 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
How can democrats be soft blue haired sissy pussies who melt down over pronouns but also cold blooded snipers that can peg a man in the neck from 200 feet away?
Trump's been flirting with civil war and who'd have thought when it came it would be within his own party.
September 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Trump's been flirting with civil war and who'd have thought when it came it would be within his own party.
I bought the first pair of shorts I've owned in at least 30 years. INSTANTLY we get rocketed into fall. The universe was like NOPE don't need to see those knees thank you very much. You're welcome everybody who also hated the heat.
September 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I bought the first pair of shorts I've owned in at least 30 years. INSTANTLY we get rocketed into fall. The universe was like NOPE don't need to see those knees thank you very much. You're welcome everybody who also hated the heat.
I thought it was only boomers who were useless but turns out anyone retired is just as useless. ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU SAW PICKUP IN STORE AND IT MEANT IN 3 DAYS. Your lack of intelligence and reading comprehension isn't my problem. Why the fuck would I carry mp3 players in 2025 you caveman.
August 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I thought it was only boomers who were useless but turns out anyone retired is just as useless. ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU SAW PICKUP IN STORE AND IT MEANT IN 3 DAYS. Your lack of intelligence and reading comprehension isn't my problem. Why the fuck would I carry mp3 players in 2025 you caveman.
Kid: why aren't you asleep yet?
Me: I guess since I'm not as depressed I don't need to sleep as much. Seems like it's anxiety's turn to run the meat machine. Can't really sleep when the world is on fire And everything is ahhhhhh!!
Me: I guess since I'm not as depressed I don't need to sleep as much. Seems like it's anxiety's turn to run the meat machine. Can't really sleep when the world is on fire And everything is ahhhhhh!!
July 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Kid: why aren't you asleep yet?
Me: I guess since I'm not as depressed I don't need to sleep as much. Seems like it's anxiety's turn to run the meat machine. Can't really sleep when the world is on fire And everything is ahhhhhh!!
Me: I guess since I'm not as depressed I don't need to sleep as much. Seems like it's anxiety's turn to run the meat machine. Can't really sleep when the world is on fire And everything is ahhhhhh!!
Customer: BUT the website said you have this *Insert random bullshit I saw on the website*
Me: Well my shelves say we don't. So......
Me: Well my shelves say we don't. So......
a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
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June 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Customer: BUT the website said you have this *Insert random bullshit I saw on the website*
Me: Well my shelves say we don't. So......
Me: Well my shelves say we don't. So......
It's a real shame that I hate people and parties bc my Irish goodbye with customers is perfect.
June 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It's a real shame that I hate people and parties bc my Irish goodbye with customers is perfect.
There are few things more humbling than seeing your face in the blank loading of your switch while waiting for the game to start.
February 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
There are few things more humbling than seeing your face in the blank loading of your switch while waiting for the game to start.
Customer: I need printer ink.
Me: ok what cartridge?
Customer: I took a picture of my printer. I bought it here.
Me: What?
Customer *stares at me*
Me: Cool. Let me google that for you.
Me: ok what cartridge?
Customer: I took a picture of my printer. I bought it here.
Me: What?
Customer *stares at me*
Me: Cool. Let me google that for you.
February 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Customer: I need printer ink.
Me: ok what cartridge?
Customer: I took a picture of my printer. I bought it here.
Me: What?
Customer *stares at me*
Me: Cool. Let me google that for you.
Me: ok what cartridge?
Customer: I took a picture of my printer. I bought it here.
Me: What?
Customer *stares at me*
Me: Cool. Let me google that for you.
Its truly insulting when other broke asses say to me "hey I'll give you 20 bucks if you can do this for me." WOW!!! I can lose my job but I'm gonna make a whole 20 dollars!! Gee thanks mister!!
January 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Its truly insulting when other broke asses say to me "hey I'll give you 20 bucks if you can do this for me." WOW!!! I can lose my job but I'm gonna make a whole 20 dollars!! Gee thanks mister!!
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Never Again but, of course, Now and Then, exceptions must be made.
January 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Never Again but, of course, Now and Then, exceptions must be made.
To the piss baby who complained i was hiding on my phone and was no help. I was hiding from people like you. And you think management is gonna do anything about it? Haha eat shit.
January 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
To the piss baby who complained i was hiding on my phone and was no help. I was hiding from people like you. And you think management is gonna do anything about it? Haha eat shit.
Dear customer: I do not care if you drove to my store and I don't have in stock what you needed. You sat down and moved your hands and feet. You didn't run to power your car like Fred Flintstone. Stop whining.
January 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Dear customer: I do not care if you drove to my store and I don't have in stock what you needed. You sat down and moved your hands and feet. You didn't run to power your car like Fred Flintstone. Stop whining.
Me: Im not gonna sell you something crap just to sell something.
Customer: *smiling like he caught me saying something I shouldn't* Can you repeat that?
Me: *repeats what i said verbatim*
Bitch did I stutter?
Customer: *smiling like he caught me saying something I shouldn't* Can you repeat that?
Me: *repeats what i said verbatim*
Bitch did I stutter?
January 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Me: Im not gonna sell you something crap just to sell something.
Customer: *smiling like he caught me saying something I shouldn't* Can you repeat that?
Me: *repeats what i said verbatim*
Bitch did I stutter?
Customer: *smiling like he caught me saying something I shouldn't* Can you repeat that?
Me: *repeats what i said verbatim*
Bitch did I stutter?
Alnost every single Poilievre meat rider doesn't have any lips. It's like god snatched em away for repeating lies and bullshittery.
December 30, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Alnost every single Poilievre meat rider doesn't have any lips. It's like god snatched em away for repeating lies and bullshittery.
Customer: Can you tell me the difference between these tvs?
Me: Honestly if you put a gun to my head while you asked me that I'm taking a bullet. And there's barely any information. So as far as I can know its blue box, brown box, other brown box. *Shrug*
Me: Honestly if you put a gun to my head while you asked me that I'm taking a bullet. And there's barely any information. So as far as I can know its blue box, brown box, other brown box. *Shrug*
December 30, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Customer: Can you tell me the difference between these tvs?
Me: Honestly if you put a gun to my head while you asked me that I'm taking a bullet. And there's barely any information. So as far as I can know its blue box, brown box, other brown box. *Shrug*
Me: Honestly if you put a gun to my head while you asked me that I'm taking a bullet. And there's barely any information. So as far as I can know its blue box, brown box, other brown box. *Shrug*
Listening to Lou Reeds perfect day while explaining to a customer that you don't know how the lamp she has at home works you just know the bulb she asked for hits different.
December 29, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Listening to Lou Reeds perfect day while explaining to a customer that you don't know how the lamp she has at home works you just know the bulb she asked for hits different.
I just had the thought that the people that I talked to on dating sites also probably showed their friends my pictures, the same as I would show my friends theirs. And only one of us is having anxiety about that thought.
December 28, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I just had the thought that the people that I talked to on dating sites also probably showed their friends my pictures, the same as I would show my friends theirs. And only one of us is having anxiety about that thought.
Mom was reading the news so I decided to listen to music. I know this game though shes gonna tell me about what shes reading but only bc i have earbuds in. I got her this time im only wearing one.
Mom: You know who you don't hear about anymore? Ted Cruz. Me: What the fuck? Who thinks about him?
Mom: You know who you don't hear about anymore? Ted Cruz. Me: What the fuck? Who thinks about him?
December 27, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Mom was reading the news so I decided to listen to music. I know this game though shes gonna tell me about what shes reading but only bc i have earbuds in. I got her this time im only wearing one.
Mom: You know who you don't hear about anymore? Ted Cruz. Me: What the fuck? Who thinks about him?
Mom: You know who you don't hear about anymore? Ted Cruz. Me: What the fuck? Who thinks about him?
Some lady was pissed we didn't have an item in. She asked "well do you know when you'll get it?" And I was like "You'll know the same time I'll know." And she started to squawk and I was like "Im in a store smock what makes you think I have an inside scoop?"
December 27, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Some lady was pissed we didn't have an item in. She asked "well do you know when you'll get it?" And I was like "You'll know the same time I'll know." And she started to squawk and I was like "Im in a store smock what makes you think I have an inside scoop?"
A Man bought a tv at 7am and came back at 3:10 pm confused that his remote didn't work. He called Samsung and they told him to send them a picture of the remote. He said he couldn't and apparently Samsung said have the store text us
December 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
A Man bought a tv at 7am and came back at 3:10 pm confused that his remote didn't work. He called Samsung and they told him to send them a picture of the remote. He said he couldn't and apparently Samsung said have the store text us
This woman just yelled shes been waiting 20 minutes and could someone please help her!?? I was like firstly i just got back from break. Secondly this is not very holly jolly of you at Christmas.
December 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
This woman just yelled shes been waiting 20 minutes and could someone please help her!?? I was like firstly i just got back from break. Secondly this is not very holly jolly of you at Christmas.
I had my phone charging under the counter by the register
Younger coworker: Why is your phone playing a video?
Me: I'm playing some music so I don't kill anyone. *Taps ear bud*
Y.C *smirks*
Sir I work retail and I'm broke. I'm paying for ad free youtube not Spotify. Leave my old ass alone.
Younger coworker: Why is your phone playing a video?
Me: I'm playing some music so I don't kill anyone. *Taps ear bud*
Y.C *smirks*
Sir I work retail and I'm broke. I'm paying for ad free youtube not Spotify. Leave my old ass alone.
December 24, 2024 at 10:36 AM
I had my phone charging under the counter by the register
Younger coworker: Why is your phone playing a video?
Me: I'm playing some music so I don't kill anyone. *Taps ear bud*
Y.C *smirks*
Sir I work retail and I'm broke. I'm paying for ad free youtube not Spotify. Leave my old ass alone.
Younger coworker: Why is your phone playing a video?
Me: I'm playing some music so I don't kill anyone. *Taps ear bud*
Y.C *smirks*
Sir I work retail and I'm broke. I'm paying for ad free youtube not Spotify. Leave my old ass alone.
Especially stupid customer: You look like you're mad at me.
Me: Nope. Im fine.
Meanwhile I'm looking at them like this:
Me: Nope. Im fine.
Meanwhile I'm looking at them like this:
a man with a beard and a white tank top is looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a beard and a white tank top is looking at the camera .
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December 23, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Especially stupid customer: You look like you're mad at me.
Me: Nope. Im fine.
Meanwhile I'm looking at them like this:
Me: Nope. Im fine.
Meanwhile I'm looking at them like this: